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 No.1611811[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

==TOTERDAYMORROW

YOUR 12 YEAR OLD GOT MAD AT A NIGGER ON XBOX LIVE FOR TAKING HIS DRAGUNOV IN COD, 10 YEARS PRISON TIME
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 No.1614058

>>1614000
look at the shit people believe in nowadays. people are dumb af and theres always a market for any retarded idea you have if you know how to sell it

 No.1614065

>>1614050
>gud luck getting the mormons to talk
asked some higher ups about how the temples are built defensively (most are in easily defensible hillsides, turret slits), dude clammed up the wife goes "i wish they'd just leave us the heck alone" lel
seems weird now bc the church completely 180d and globohomo'd. i get have to consider nogs as human now, but sayin to get fauci'd is dark even if you hold billions in pharma stock
idk how prevalent it is but theres been a schism n some of the lads retvrn'd and call emselves deznat. if you see a mo postin bowie knifes they're prolly chill enough

gud lore posts. p impressive how secretive it still is. scientology etc gets blasted errywhere but most ppl prolly only repeating stuff from the south park fellas

 No.1614071

>>1614065
>deznat

 No.1614080

the more serious of the mormons moved to mexico long ago where they're fruitful and multiply unlike the official church with its 0.3% growth rate that's probably going to embrace fags next if they haven't already

tons of different breeding cults all of them super interested in genealogies were established during that period throughout the world there's no mystery about it, one of them stuck around to the modern era of genetically engineered human resources so of course it looks silly

 No.1614081

>>1614058
>People are dumb af
People are objectively stupider today than they were 100 years ago thanks to lead vapours from burning lead in fuel that drove "human progress" and microplastics are expected to be just as harmful in the long run. It's more about survivability at the time and >>1614080 I mean his farms just werked during a time of massive crop failures so people didn't give a fuck if he was a loon or the real deal



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 No.1613885[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Brewers (0-0) vs. Mets (0-0)
>12:10 PM CT
<
''''

Braves (0-0) vs. Phillies (0-0)
>2:05 PM CT
<
''''

Angels (0-0) vs. Orioles (0-0)
>2:05 PM CT
<LAA +148 BAL -178
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 No.1614037

not really that much baseball left
season almost ogre

 No.1614063

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I fucked around with suno.ai again, apparently it got updated a while back. Better than before but still sounds robotic
The prompt for this was "an energetic song about a New Yorker named Dotz wanting to go home and watch all kinds of sports". Also apparently they don't put lyrics in vids anymore, making the download as a vid option useless

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 No.1614074

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>>1614063
i never knew dotz was a qt pop singer

 No.1614076

>>1614063
i have a p low tolerance for anything even remotely lik that so GG MLfags. literally indiscernible from trash pop music. esp the part where theres a bridge and literally nothing happens. lik it just put it there cuz it knows supposed to get more boring in the middle of the song cuz ai

what i wanna see is wat if capn jazz was a progrock band?
cuz i think ai would actually prolly be better at that than simple meat people ever could. prolly be neat

obv not this model since its been fucking mindwashed by over 9000+hrs of the spice xrils (ft qwayne succnfucc) or wtf this shits called
but yea



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 No.1612743[Reply]

watch
every
thing

Thursday, March 21 (Round of 64)

(8) Mississippi State vs. (9) Michigan State | 12:15 p.m. | CBS
(6) BYU vs. (11) Duquesne | 12:40 p.m. | truTV
(3) Creighton vs. (14) Akron | 1:30 p.m. | TNT
(2) Arizona vs. (15) Long Beach State | 2 p.m. | TBS
(1) North Carolina vs. (16) Wagner | 2:45 p.m. | CBS
(3) Illinois vs. (14) Morehead State | 3:10 p.m. | truTV
(6) South Carolina vs. (11) Oregon | 4 p.m. | TNT
(7) Dayton vs. (10) Nevada | 4:30 p.m. | TBS
(7) Texas vs. (10) Colorado State | 6:50 p.m. | TNT
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>>1613346
mmmmm…I'd like to eat a slice of her hsv, with extra ketchup

 No.1613351

>>1613348
thats dddduder

 No.1613353

>>1613351
*fembussudder

 No.1613363

>>1613346
ive been running this fucking thing through every nudify app i can get my hands on but it just aent workin

 No.1614025

ROLL TIDE IS DOING THE THING

ROLL TIDE



 No.1614017[Reply]

is ur dad a boomer


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 No.1613958[Reply]

Miss me yet?

 No.1613973

Who dat?

 No.1614010

how im gonna immediately know who that is??

 No.1614013

i miss him and andy jack both



 No.1613965[Reply]

dudder

touch my tralala


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 No.1569111[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TRUK & PULLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 No.1612411

>>1612404
>typically youre only on hook for your own damages.
which is still absolute fucking bullshit

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 No.1613944

tl;dr-
>We put all these measures in to make sure Trucker protests never happen ever again
>Oh no! The measures we put in the trucks to monitor them/shut them down are being used for cyber attacks!
https://www.ndss-symposium.org/wp-content/uploads/vehiclesec2024-47-paper.pdf



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 No.1613919[Reply]

hello boy


 No.1613639[Reply]

ITT: we create an open position as sportschan administrator

desired qualifications:
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 No.1613723

is a gud kisser

 No.1613745

Must like apples and drink a gallon of water a day.

 No.1613882

tfw no big tiddy big bunda da kar trukr gf cute purple sauna xhirl to be my scully big beautiful mexican bitch light skin amazonian KWANE phreak on a leash big booty latina crypto shitposting garbagespartan catholicgrill hairyknuckle italianamericanprincess with big ol tideezs seksi virgin duddermom looking schitzo tomboyish snek assertive emotionless waffle house femsley redhead jap dotz goth HOT BLACK or mulatto WEEB NERD GRILL gf (female) wadina cosplaying Tifa from the FF7 Remake with DD tits asian scorigami depressed suicidal evil semen demon shark big breasted woman sportschan administrator with ten prior years of moderating experience (entry level position) alcoholic gud kisser pretty chill half yellow suckin like a vacuum with an nice tight pussy desi BITCH to give an curry creampie and bully me into watching degenerate nigger & spic sparts and breeding the ULTIMATE spartan babbys in da SAUNA while getting investigated by the FBI

 No.1613912

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>>1613882
I know how you feel, anonkun.

 No.1613918

>>1613882
i really want to doodle this but i'm scurred i'll create some unholy abomination that would probably lead to me summoning an ancient evil or some shit
also i am rally bad at drawing



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 No.1613261[Reply]

>korean curling qt's
boys…. am i sensing a CURLING REVIVAL????!?
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 No.1613270

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>japan
hhnnnggggggggggggggg

 No.1613297

>>1613270
broken image

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>>1613270
what is this, an image for james foley

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 No.1613870

gutter tier bro
you could find better shit at any korean bbq joint ever



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 No.1559528[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

coincidentally almost right at summer part II
i think the next jobless reincarnation is coming out? which is pretty good except for how fucking creepy the MC acts as a child
idk what else is coming out
things im waiting to end
>Hell's paradise
>Tengoku Daimakyo
>Konosobua
>Mashle
HBU?
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 No.1613655

>>1611332
>nanjing alone
Fake chink news.

 No.1613671

>>1613655
this tbh.
its literal holocoaster tier

 No.1613767

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Not going to lie, I didn't see that one coming.

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>>1613767
she shoulda blasted them and maybe then wouldve finally leveled up

 No.1613821

>>1613767
>>1613797
shit was LAME and BORING season finale



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 No.1600400[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

WAKE THE FUCK UP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

ON THE SPOT

IMMEDIATELY
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 No.1613627

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 No.1613661

>>1613694
>>1612626
STILL UP
WAKY

 No.1613733

>>>/librejp/120634
DELETE THIS

 No.1613764

WAKY
cp across all boards

 No.1613774

>>1613764
this

WAKY WAKYYYYY



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 No.1607650[Reply]

Spring training is right around the corner.
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 No.1612246

>>1612245
Where is the ass ?

 No.1612286

>>1612245
Eat the rice, pay the price.

 No.1613748

REMINDER
TOMORROW IS OPENING DAY

 No.1613752

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>>1613748
very based
very redpilled

REMEMBER THE MAGIC PHRASE FOR A SPECIAL PRIZE:
baseball is _ _ _ _ when the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ are good

 No.1613758

>>1613752
baseball is _ _good_ _ when the _ _weather conditions_ _ are good



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 No.1588937[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

THE BIG SEMI FINAL
#previous thread
https://archive.ph/wip/r7sgw
https://archive.ph/aFUay

current status:
>10k dead shitskins
>Israel’s Iron Dome system malfunctioned on Sunday. One of its missiles fell straight down onto the street and caused a small fire, according to Al Jazeera correspondent Hamdah Salhut. Israeli authorities said there were no casualties or damage to buildings.
>Intense Israeli bombardment was reported in the Gaza Strip, including around hospitals, on Sunday evening. Gaza also faced its third communications blackout since October 28.
>Israel’s Heritage Minister Amihai Eliyahu drew international backlash when he implied during a radio interview that dropping a nuclear bomb on Gaza is an option.
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 No.1610374

>>1610372
they didn't blow up though, they had plenty of time to get out of the way but they still got bonk'd
burgers did nothing wrong

 No.1610463

>>1610372
>ZOG military is now directly taking part in hostilities

 No.1610512

>>1610367
qdups hat hitler tho
>>1610372
lel
honestly this whole conflict has been a net positive all the way around
10s of thousands of ded muslims and thousands of ded kikes i hope it lasts a whole lot longer

 No.1612211

deathtoisraelbump

 No.1613750

>>1610372
now 15 drowned trying to get crates that ended up in the sea



 No.1565299[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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 No.1611965

>>1610742
mastodons that band from atlanta full of pricks that are up their own ass about how important and relevant they are that just hangs around at elmir in little five points like the hipster faggots they are right

 No.1612067

>>1611965
idk i never really listened to them tbh
i guess the dudes who got paid turned into pricks and moved to ATL to sip lattes? idk. that shit def happens
i just know the guys from lethargy and their friends cuz i was doin some odd jobs with em for a summer. just seemed like old 90s metalheads to me. the drummer seemed chill when i met him and was fun to jam with at least. guys rly gud at odd time sigs.

wish i could find a rip of that one lethargy/big hair split online. lol that album is actually what we used to use as hipster-b-gone. put it on at crappy partys and the hipsters would just disperse. side one is this tech/deathmetal monstrosity, then side 2 is big hair which is prolly the most obnoxious band that ever happened lel. primus on crack

 No.1612199

bump

 No.1613096

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i like this tune

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