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Eclipseb owl Spartman 04/08/24 (Mon) 14:07:25 No.1615867 [Reply]

communist computer gangster controls frying the minds of an unwitting populace!
illuminati to release covid 2 electric boogaloo!
this could be chinky coons best prank yet!
>nasa issues warning about smart phone usage during eclipse!
>did you get enough toilet paper?
>no school for kids
>mercury in kool-aid more like flavor-aid amirite?
>lol wut its just the moon traveling between earth and the sun

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Spartman 04/09/24 (Tue) 23:39:05 No.1616121

speaking of communist computer gangster stuff does anyone have that quick guide for using ffmpeg to make gud high quality webms/mp4s at tiny filesizes?
youtube is useless because crikmonkrs have absolutely taken over anything tech advice related and all those videos are useless

Spartman 04/10/24 (Wed) 02:29:48 No.1616159

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>>1616121
this one?

Spartman 04/10/24 (Wed) 02:53:55 No.1616163

>>1616159
yeah looks like it thank you budy

Spartman 04/12/24 (Fri) 16:52:14 No.1616616

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>The astrology influencer and “divine healer,” who went by the name Danielle Ayoka online, called the upcoming astronomical event “the epitome of spiritual warfare” and told people they needed to “pick a side,” in posts Thursday on X.
>Less than three days later, in the early morning before the partial solar eclipse, Johnson left a trail of tragedy in her wake: her partner stabbed to death in the kitchen of the family apartment in Woodland Hills, her 8-month-old baby dead after being pushed from Johnson’s moving Porsche Cayenne on the 405, and Johnson herself dead after crashing her car on Pacific Coast Highway in Redondo Beach.
>Johnson stabbed Chaney in the heart early Monday morning as he was on the couch. The evidence suggests that she attempted to drag his body out of the upscale apartment in the Woodland Hills Montecito Apartments complex, but at some point abandoned the effort and dragged his body back into the apartment’s kitchen.
>The effort left bloody footprints in the corridor outside, and she was spotted with a noticeable limp in the aftermath. She then fled the apartment complex with her two daughters — one of them 9 years old, the other 8 months — ramming a gate with her car on the way out.
>Shortly before 4:30 a.m., she shoved her older daughter out of the car with the infant in the girl’s arms as her vehicle neared the Sepulveda Boulevard/Howard Hughes Parkway exit. The older child survived the fall and escaped traffic, but the infant was killed.
wew
https://archive.is/jcaKe

Spartman 04/12/24 (Fri) 22:22:26 No.1616658

>>1616616
>astrology whorb
>astrology nigger whorb
dude was askin for it tbh

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MLB THREAD 04/11/2024 Spartman 04/11/24 (Thu) 10:34:23 No.1616367 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Mets (4-7) vs. Braves (7-3)
>11:20 AM CT
<NYM +142 ATL -169
MLBN

Twins (4-6) vs. Tigers (7-4)
>12:10 PM CT
<MIN +107 DET -127
BSN

Brewers (8-3) vs. Reds (6-6)
>12:10 PM CT
<MIL -123 CIN +104
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Spartman 04/11/24 (Thu) 22:54:58 No.1616469

>>1616463
The Origins of the Infamous Far Right Meme: L O N G C A T
(Full Length Documentary) [Part 1] 2:43:57

Spartman 04/12/24 (Fri) 08:47:38 No.1616545

bump

Spartman 04/12/24 (Fri) 14:08:30 No.1616584

oh i get it

Spartman 04/12/24 (Fri) 14:09:42 No.1616586

maybe i did it backward

Spartman 04/12/24 (Fri) 15:21:04 No.1616603

muß

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JEWS VS. ARABS - DANCE BATTLE ROUND 3 Spartman 11/06/23 (Mon) 16:13:59 No.1588937 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

THE BIG SEMI FINAL
#previous thread
https://archive.ph/wip/r7sgw
https://archive.ph/aFUay

current status:
>10k dead shitskins
>Israel’s Iron Dome system malfunctioned on Sunday. One of its missiles fell straight down onto the street and caused a small fire, according to Al Jazeera correspondent Hamdah Salhut. Israeli authorities said there were no casualties or damage to buildings.
>Intense Israeli bombardment was reported in the Gaza Strip, including around hospitals, on Sunday evening. Gaza also faced its third communications blackout since October 28.
>Israel’s Heritage Minister Amihai Eliyahu drew international backlash when he implied during a radio interview that dropping a nuclear bomb on Gaza is an option.

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Spartman 04/12/24 (Fri) 02:36:32 No.1616506

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>>1616499
notice that they are so deranged they have to wear the skirt as well ?

like as if that shit is seductive, with those manly faces sitting there with those shaved man legs, yuck

smdh, literally The Great Satan

Spartman 04/12/24 (Fri) 02:44:21 No.1616508

>>1616506
its obviously a fetish

Spartman 04/12/24 (Fri) 03:49:31 No.1616517

>>1616508
Just like homosexuality, trannies are just mentally ill.

Spartman 04/12/24 (Fri) 04:20:23 No.1616521

>>1616517
Get ready for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious ways Baby Boomers are outsmarting Millennials! In a world where youth is often celebrated, it’s easy to underestimate the power of experience and wisdom. But let me tell you, Boomers are showing us that age is just a number, and they’ve got some seriously impressive tricks up their sleeves…

Spartman 04/12/24 (Fri) 22:10:34 No.1616654

>>1616521
>and they’ve got some seriously impressive tricks up their sleeves…
Like dying for Israel?

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mlb thread 4924 Spartman 04/09/24 (Tue) 20:50:22 No.1616099 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Tigers (7-4) vs. Pirates (9-3)
>11:35 AM CT
Winner: Tigers
5-3

Orioles vs. Red Sox
Game in Progress
>BAL: 5 - BOS: 1
MLBN

White Sox (1-9) vs. Guardians (8-2)
>5:10 PM CT
<CWS +196 CLE -238
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Spartman 04/10/24 (Wed) 02:46:04 No.1616161

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woooooo

Spartman 04/10/24 (Wed) 02:54:29 No.1616164

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dudes got a thrower on him

Spartman 04/10/24 (Wed) 07:10:05 No.1616192

>>1616164
close but no "gon da man down"

Spartman 04/10/24 (Wed) 11:51:20 No.1616215

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Spartman 04/10/24 (Wed) 14:15:56 No.1616231

>>1616192
ya but still new fellers got sum peppa in his shaker and thats cool esp cuz >we got him from da rival mosts so if he turns out rally gud thats fumny to me

Spartman 04/10/24 (Wed) 01:55:52 No.1616154 [Reply]

i lik my gf

Spartman 04/10/24 (Wed) 02:25:27 No.1616158

show >her bobs and vagene

Spartman 04/10/24 (Wed) 03:41:44 No.1616172

no

Spartman 04/08/24 (Mon) 16:53:22 No.1615903 [Reply]

Trotskyism is based

Spartman 04/08/24 (Mon) 17:42:53 No.1615909

i used to be a trotsky but then i took an icepick to the head

Spartman 04/09/24 (Tue) 01:00:42 No.1615983

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hes def the 3rd position communist of choice, thats for sure
and all things considered he mightve even been better off than bolshevism and later stalinism
cool beard too. lenin had one too but it looks way more hipster and lame on him. lik youd run into him at a hipster wine bar where they serve you gourmet meatballs on a chunk of plywood or sum shieeet

i remember i used to have a schizo theory about how he got stabbed in the head with an icepick, but got better, and had a catharsis that made him realize politics can be a srs pain in the neck; and so he faked his death, shaved his beard, then became one of the most overwhelmingly talented composers in all of history. stalin figured him out tho and thats why he had to flee to murrica cuz joey was shook how trotsky had managed to galvanize a portion of the population against him with that one ballet he wrote about how stalin was a megalomaniac cunt whod send ppl to siberia to go smash rocks gulag-style over fuckin nothin

Spartman 04/09/24 (Tue) 01:23:14 No.1615988

trotsky was every bit of a kike monster as lenin tho idk where people get off pretending there was any actual meaningful difference in the factions. i mena maybe he wouldnt have killed as many people as stalin but he definitely wouldnt have had a problem with starving shitloads of kulaks and sending people to gulag either

Spartman 04/09/24 (Tue) 02:03:18 No.1615996

>>1615988
>definitely wouldnt have had a problem with starving shitloads of kulaks
lel i mean thats communism innit?

imo hes popular in the chanosphere because hes the gommie that most closely mirrors hitler. strong centralized govt based around/propped up by militarism/jingoism.
imo thats an imperative for gommunism to even function. the moment they stop gobbling up all surrounding territories and exploiting them, it stagnates completely. it literally cant not keep expanding.

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YANKEES VS. BLUE JAYS RUBBER GAME THREAD Spartman 04/07/24 (Sun) 16:01:32 No.1615712 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Blue Jays (4-5) vs. Yankees (7-2)
>12:35 PM CT
<TOR +137 NYY -162
MLBN

Orioles (5-3) vs. Pirates (7-2)
>12:35 PM CT
<BAL -120 PIT +100
ATTP

Diamondbacks (4-5) vs. Braves (5-2)
>12:35 PM CT
<AZ +196 ATL -240
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Spartman 04/07/24 (Sun) 22:02:34 No.1615769

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>>1615759
yay i lik long season basedball is fun

Spartman 04/07/24 (Sun) 22:07:48 No.1615772

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>>1615759
in truth

first month and half of basedballs is kind of irrelevant
lots and lots of teams come out hot or cold and then turn it around based on injury and personnel changes

as dotz always says,
There is a lot of baseball left !

Spartman 04/07/24 (Sun) 22:09:08 No.1615773

>>1615772
put ur heels down WHORB

Spartman 04/08/24 (Mon) 02:00:17 No.1615802

>>1615772
shes cute

Spartman 04/09/24 (Tue) 00:39:35 No.1615976

yankees did a murder to the marlins

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YANKEES VS. BLUE JAYS THREAD Spartman 04/05/24 (Fri) 19:40:27 No.1615408 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Blue Jays vs. Yankees
Game in Progress
>TOR: 1 - NYY: 0
MLBN

Athletics vs. Tigers
Game in Progress
>OAK: 4 - DET: 5
BSDET

Dodgers vs. Cubs
Game in Progress
>LAD: 2 - CHC: 6
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Spartman 04/06/24 (Sat) 04:40:57 No.1615503

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tripl a with the challenge for ump calls
is this new?

Spartman 04/06/24 (Sat) 04:42:19 No.1615504

>>1615503
bring this shit to the majors sheesh

Spartman 04/06/24 (Sat) 06:28:29 No.1615512

>>1615454
his elbow go owie 😭😭

Spartman 04/06/24 (Sat) 14:03:10 No.1615554

>>1615503
they just need to bring in robo umps tbh
but then again sometimes i feel like the umps making mistakes is kind of apart of the game and makes it interesting for hitters and pitchers to figure out the strike zone based on the ump

Spartman 04/08/24 (Mon) 15:08:03 No.1615887

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>>1615420

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ufl late again thread Spartman 04/07/24 (Sun) 11:37:51 No.1615687 [Reply]

Week 2

Saturday, April 6

San Antonio Brahmas
Memphis Showboats
12 p.m. (ESPN)

Arlington Renegades
St. Louis Battlehawks
8 p.m. (ABC)

Sunday, April 7

Birmingham Stallions v Michigan Panthers12 p.m. (ESPN)
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Spartman 04/07/24 (Sun) 12:37:38 No.1615693

dammit missed the gocks gaem again
inconsolable, even beating the coon doesn't help

Spartman 04/07/24 (Sun) 19:28:14 No.1615740

Day one Roughnecker here, how we doing?

Spartman 04/07/24 (Sun) 20:02:19 No.1615745

>>1615740
game startin NOW

Spartman 04/07/24 (Sun) 20:26:27 No.1615749

>>1615745
Not feeling confident in the QB

Spartman 04/08/24 (Mon) 02:09:32 No.1615805

>>1615749
they robbed >us of the first seasons championship it was houstons to lose then covid ROBBED >US BLIND im still mad about it

Spartman 04/06/24 (Sat) 12:54:53 No.1615547 [Reply]

what do you think about düsseldorf

Spartman 04/06/24 (Sat) 18:13:52 No.1615581

i had a couple cars made from there

Spartman 04/06/24 (Sat) 20:44:59 No.1615599

it dorfs düssel

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DAY DAY 04/02/24 (Tue) 20:21:19 No.1614946 [Reply]

DAY

[autism]them pigs aint nothin but useless - GHOSTnapping victim

https://nypost.com/2024/04/02/us-news/new-video-footage-shows-teen-kidnapping-victim-gunned-down-by-cops-while-running-towards-them-for-help/

https://archive.ph/yVyXg

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Spartman 04/06/24 (Sat) 02:10:42 No.1615481

apparently nyc was destroyed by an earthquake
i was walking through blood and bones on the streets of manhattan

Spartman 04/06/24 (Sat) 02:37:44 No.1615486

>latest geneology study finds wincest is as common as 1/7000
hot.

Spartman 04/06/24 (Sat) 02:49:32 No.1615489

>>1615481
>only a 4.8
not gud enough i wont rest easy until at least a magnitude 8 happens and wipes out the saunakees forever

Spartman 04/06/24 (Sat) 03:38:26 No.1615495

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pikeys are kikeys

Spartman 04/06/24 (Sat) 04:12:17 No.1615499

>>1615495
this pic of julieta aiello makes me very sad please dont post it anymore

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NFL WEEK 16 - SATURDAY GAMES FOR SOME REASON ??? Spartman 12/23/23 (Sat) 20:38:43 No.1596350 [Reply]

WADINA BE SUCKING THEM CANDY CANES

>Chimpcinnati Bungels @ Shittsburgh Stoolers
<4:30 PM EST

>BuffaLEL Razorcakes @ Los Diegolas Chorgers
>8:00 PM EST

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Spartman 12/24/23 (Sun) 04:00:39 No.1596412

wew scramledrillagami

Spartman 12/24/23 (Sun) 05:32:51 No.1596421

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>>1596391
Looks like an epinephrine pen. a shot of adrenalin
>>1596375
>.gif related

Spartman 12/24/23 (Sun) 06:46:31 No.1596428

>>1596396
man, richard stallman has really let himself go

Spartman 04/05/24 (Fri) 23:51:44 No.1615457

Americans love tyranny because Americans have never read a history book.

Spartman 04/06/24 (Sat) 00:18:08 No.1615460

>>1615457
novel take you have there where did you get it

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RELEASE DATE MAY 24TH Spartman 04/04/24 (Thu) 20:51:17 No.1615293 [Reply]

Over 20 years rotting in an amerifed prison
sportschan will welcome kazaa legend r@ygold back

Spartman 04/04/24 (Thu) 23:10:47 No.1615308

shame they didnt just fucking kill him

also how fucking long was mueller director for?

Spartman 04/05/24 (Fri) 19:53:24 No.1615414

>>1615308
why would the FBI kill one of their own?

Spartman 04/05/24 (Fri) 20:49:06 No.1615428

>goldberg
straight to israel he goes

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IT'S WENTZMAS Spartman 04/04/24 (Thu) 20:08:33 No.1615285 [Reply]

IN KANSAS CITY

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE ARE FINALLY GOING TO WIN DAB OWL

Spartman 04/04/24 (Thu) 20:09:41 No.1615287

fat chicks give the best head

Spartman 04/04/24 (Thu) 20:13:18 No.1615288

>>1615287
plus dat chub gibs me a chub

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NEW SPORT ALERT Spartman 04/02/24 (Tue) 23:51:28 No.1614976 [Reply]

this is our sport now

Spartman 04/03/24 (Wed) 01:26:39 No.1614989

hoverboards arent real

Spartman 04/03/24 (Wed) 13:39:19 No.1615061

>>1614989
minor kink, i dm'd the rock 🙏

Spartman 04/03/24 (Wed) 16:07:03 No.1615075

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how about this?

Spartman 04/03/24 (Wed) 16:58:13 No.1615081

>>1615075
>jetpacks
i would like to think ai knows theres no jetpacks irl