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 No.1390564[Last 50 Posts]

TOMORROW
to the fringes gladly, i walk unadorned
with gods and their creations
with filth and disease

 No.1390570

FIRST FOR I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

 No.1390573

THIS IS A HAPPY THREAD
NO MORE BAD NEWS
ONLY HAPPY NEWS ALLOWED HERE

 No.1390579

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 No.1390631

>>1390579
wow… such a progressive society…

 No.1390647

you guys always complain about ASMR but per capita they're cranking out white babies
if everyone did ASMR the white genocide would be over

 No.1390665

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>you may have forgotten me but ill be always watching you
😭😭😭

 No.1390669

>>1390665
gabby
;_;

 No.1390679

>>1390647
>you guys always complain about ASMR
First ASMR related post I've seen in months

 No.1390686

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 No.1390709

File: 1632686733373.jpg (79.82 KB, 589x900, 589:900, The kids are alright.jpg)

>zyklon babies

 No.1390710

>>1390709
oh fuck that's a kcbro!

 No.1390717

>>1390710
PUREBLOOD™

 No.1390719

>>1390709
give that PureBred a medal

 No.1390720

>>1390579
is this a real article?

 No.1390722

>>1390679
shitposting 101: claiming people are whining about something no one was talking about
credit hours: 2
course price: $1500/semester
financial aid available: no

 No.1390724

>>1390686
lmao you're more likely to die with a vaccine than not
wew
also wtf englel is vaxing ages 1-16?
talk about fucking retarded, it should be limited to like 40+ only

 No.1390725

>>1390722
i'll use my GI bill to cover it

 No.1390727

>>1390709
wew no matter how much they try the eternal rulecuck will never stop the bants

 No.1390728

>>1390725
sry budy this course is not offered under any gi bill accredited degree

 No.1390732

ASMR is a crime against Allah and it must be punished with death.

 No.1390741

>>1390722
does posting while taking a shit count as shitposting?

 No.1390745

>>1390741
thats called decadenceposting and pays $30k more per year on average
CRedit hours: 4
course price $3fiddy hundred/semester
financial aid information is currently not available for this course
gi bill accredited: only if youre trans

 No.1390747

>>1390741
pretty sweet if your wifi reaches all the way out to the street

 No.1390752

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 No.1390753

>>1390752
Damny*nkees doing something right for once.

 No.1390754

>>1390752
>1 day ago
so what was the outcome?

 No.1390758

>>1390754
see the bolded below

>After rumors about a coming protest that would shut down highways nationwide began circulating on social media platforms like TikTok, Hamilton County prosecutor Joe Deters said anyone found intentionally blocking highways in the county would be arrested.

>The protest, dubbed the "Patriot Shutdown," would involve truck drivers rallying together on a planned stretch of highway to slow and block traffic flows in protest of COVID-19 vaccine mandates by employers.
>"I want to be perfectly clear," Deters wrote in a statement. "Anyone who attempts to shut down the highways in Hamilton County will be removed from their vehicles, charged with felony disrupting public services and they will go to jail. To those who claim to be supportive of law enforcement – law enforcement is not with you. This would pose a serious danger for our first responders and the community at large."
>Deters added that, while he is supportive of the First Amendment right to protest, protesting in this form is "not lawful and it is reckless."

>The Patriot Shutdown protests have varied on planned timing and location, with many alleging they'll take place on Sept. 27.


https://www.wcpo.com/news/local-news/hamilton-county/deters-any-highway-protesters-will-be-arrested-charged-with-felony

 No.1390759

>>1390754
dup's shadow government is reinstated
gut feeling theres a bit of time left, frogs slow biolin

 No.1390760


 No.1390761

TWO MORE WEEKS /SP/ROS

 No.1390764

(.)(.)

 No.1390769

>>1390758
>when niggers block freeways
<they're just expressing themselves!
>when whitoids block freeways
>domestic terrorists!
like, subscribe, and share form ore content

 No.1390775

>>1390769
I just shared your post sportschan.org, it got 60k upvotes

 No.1390783

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>>1390769
You're serious aren't you? You're telling me you broke those three young bucks on the freeway?

 No.1390805

NEWS FOR THE NEWS THREAD

- krauts have voted on who should replace Multikulti Merkel, results to be released later
- iceniggers have voted to be ruled by a whorb-majority
- mountain jews to vote soon on whether to allow desecration of marriage, enshrining sodomy into their laws

 No.1390811

>>1390805
who are iceniggers and who are mountain jews?

 No.1390813

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>>1390811
>>1390805
mtn jews vote already in and counted

 No.1390814

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>>1390805
you are living about 14 hours in the past friend, cr spray has that side effect

 No.1390817

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>>1390813
64% is an overwhelming majority

 No.1390840


 No.1390864

>went into store to get food, mom and sister wait in car
>they say a cop with a big nose drove around the parking lot five times while staring at them
>before presumably taking the license plate and driving back to the station down the block
>happened while i was in the store
wtf was that about

 No.1390867

>>1390864
bad part of town? did you leave the car running?

 No.1390869

>>1390813
so they're gonna vote on it again every year, right?

 No.1390871

>>1390867
ok part of town, car was running but mom at the wheel
we had a lot of stuff with us since we were away for a few days and coming back and for one reason or another she believes we're being gangstalked by the flatfoots because they think we're crackheads or something

 No.1390872

>>1390869
lel
rip switzerland you survived two world wars basically unscathed compared to the rest of yurup and now are about to be destroyed by homosexuals

 No.1390873

>>1390871
prolly lookin for an excuse to hurt you they cant get away with touching niggers at all anymore so its harass yt all the way now

 No.1390878

>>1390871
if u were you parked by one of the store's doors then he may have thought they were waitin ready to skeedaddle with you after u dun scurried out that door hands fulla beanie babbies and other treasures what u done stole from them fine people just tryna earn a livin whyd u do it son whyd ya have to kill that chinaman for beanie babbies?

 No.1390895

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 No.1390912

I just squeezed all the junk out of a back pimple till there was nothing left but blood such a good feeling.

 No.1390913

>>1390912
what did you squeeze out of your back pimple

 No.1390941

Came across FPSRussia's channel while going through youtube, pretty nostalgic

 No.1390943

>>1390941
fpsrussia is mr beast of my childhood

 No.1390944

i wish dotz would be my ms beast

 No.1390950

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 No.1390951

File: 1632734571137.jpg (116.6 KB, 1170x1150, 117:115, 06bdp9vqevp71.jpg)

which one is mom

 No.1390961

>>1390950
weak
who has the one of the chick doin a fuckin striptease out the car window and getting decapitated?

 No.1390969

>>1390895
WE DONE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE MARK OF THE BEAST BRO

 No.1390971

>>1390969
>everywhere you sell and some places you buy want to check the temperature of your forehead or the vaccine passport in your hand
>the powers that be want to completely lock you out of the economy if you don't get the vaccine
>…
>this cunk accidentally says "mark"
<wait is you saying this is like that book
WEW

 No.1390979

>>1390961
that kady wasnt decapitated bit she was immediately brainded there was a picture of her in a hospital bed with a ventilator and that fuckin vegetable expression on her face lol

 No.1390980

>>1390971
your temperature and some gay card you can forge arent marks

 No.1390985

>>1390980
checking your forehead and/or hand so you can work prefigures the mark
#typology

 No.1390987

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 No.1390991

>>1390987
she's so happy in that last one!

 No.1390992

>>1390951
Who cares, both make my pp big

 No.1390993

>>1390951
i think she's te bigger nipped one

 No.1390995

>>1390993
also gonna fap to this right now

 No.1390996


 No.1390998

>>1390996
dotz come use some of your whorbtokens on this
NOW

 No.1391000

>get HORNY
>search tit online
>85 billion results
>FAP
>regain sanity
im not interested in that WHORE anymore

 No.1391011

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>>1391000
how dismally plebian smdh

 No.1391012

>>1390951
idk if you guys are joking but her profile pic is blonde so the mom is obviously the dark haired one
wtf

 No.1391015

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>>1391012
>joking on sportschan
>ever

 No.1391017

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>>1391015
it is a serious discussion forum

 No.1391021

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>>1390951
They keep multiplying how do we get the foid problem under control sportsbros?

 No.1391023

There might be something going on between Kosovo and Serbia

 No.1391025

>>1391023
The journalism legit fucking sucks nowadays I can't find a satisfactory report on this but basically Serbia has been flexing their troops on the Kosovo - Serbia border

 No.1391030

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>>1391025
good, make more refugees

 No.1391034

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 No.1391039

>>1391025
we'll see what happens this time around with a burgernigger army thats not even a fraction as competent to step in and stop the serbs

 No.1391043

those balkaniggers are going to cause another world war because of their autism. they're all fucking turks anyways.

 No.1391050

>>1391039
do they have bucket systems or whatever they're called? how many F-35 will get shot down?

 No.1391070

>>1391034
[accordion intensifies]

 No.1391071

>>1391034
>why is he there with the serbian minister of defense?
cuz gud pranks take time budy
there be prankin afoot

 No.1391092

>>1391050
thats assuming the f35s can even get off the ground lel

 No.1391102


 No.1391104

>>1391102
don't lel

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 No.1391116

what did i just fuckin say

 No.1391119

>>1391116
cant tell me what to do lil nigger

 No.1391125

>>1391119
dtmwictywtd
DOUBLE NIGGER

 No.1391129

>>1391023
>>1391025
true journalism lives on in spartschen:
>kosovo rightful serbian clay
>albanian muslims breed like rabbits, become majority ethnic group
>serbs have historical affinity with eastern slavs, like russia, so suppressing serbs is seen as a geopolitical win for the west
>so when serbs try to prevent muslim irredentism, US/UK/etc seize the opportunity and accuse milosevic of muh lolocust and with russia still reeling from the capitalist "shock therapy", bombing serbs to hell was a piece of cake
>now kosovo is globohomo protectorate
>but serbia doesnt recognize their independence yet
>neither do many other countries, including russia
>also, within "kosovo" there are 2 semi-automous regions with a serb majority that mostly depends on serbian trade and support
>now kosovo gov banned ground traffic with serbian loicenses
>kovoso says they are just mirroring an existing serbian regulation
>serbs see this as an aggression, a move to cut off those regions from serbia, and generally restrict the movement of serbs in kosovo
>both sides move military to the border

 No.1391150

>>1391129
very cool, Serbia! can't wait for more Muslim refugees!

 No.1391155

>>1391150
whoa maybe if you were more like serbia and killed muslims theyd fuck off somewhere else

 No.1391194

>>1391150
well, albania is right there, so there wouldn't be any need for more rapefugees

 No.1391200

>>1391129
CAM ON SERBS
REMOVE SOM FOCKIN KEBABS

 No.1391243

>>1391194
albania doesn't want the retarded kosovar

 No.1391246

>>1391243
sorry i meant alibaba

 No.1391258

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>>1391243
You're right. I think kcbros need some more

 No.1391260


 No.1391281

>>1391243
press x for doubt
end game was always to absorb kosovo into albania and their new PM admitted he was all for it

 No.1391389

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 No.1391393

>>1391104
лел

 No.1391419

>>1390985
okey i dont care im not doing any of this shit anyway

 No.1391420

My Auntie died of Cancer but, I'm not gonna fucking do lukemia. Fuck you kike Not taking the vaccine.

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 No.1391431

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>>1391420
day drinking is my gimmick fuck off

 No.1391432

>>1391389
the kids are alright

 No.1391438

Asked why she was in the area, Souverneva said she'd been hiking, attempting to get to Canada, according to the report. Along the way, she said she became thirsty and found a puddle of water containing what she believed to be bear urine, according to the report.

Souverneva said she unsuccessfully tried to filter the water with a tea bag, according to the narrative. Then she attempted to make a fire to boil the water, but found it was "too wet for the fire to start," the report said.

According to the report, "she said she drank the water anyway and then continued walking uphill from the creek bed," where she saw smoke and airplanes "dropping pink stuff." After that, Souverneva got stuck in the brush and ultimately contacted fire department personnel to assist her, said the report.

 No.1391442

>>1391431
i just copied that from somewhere else i thought it was funny

 No.1391452

Japan just canceled the coof

 No.1391455

>>1391452
didnt they b& the moderna vax too?
based animeniggers

 No.1391456

>>1391430
>spartacus
if i ever go full informational derrorist imma be volfuckingtaire

 No.1391462

>>1391430
>muh leaky vax
see this is what ive been thinkin about, but im no dogtor, so wasnt sure
its all 3deusex5me
in-game the grey death was intentionally CAUSED by them continually shipping a leaky vax to all civvies, while hoarding ambrosia for themselves
end-result is that the plague ended up becoming MORE lethal, rather than what youd expect decreasing lethality from a continually mutating virus

and whaddya know? thats exactly whats happening irl now. the whole year without vax, it was continually getting less and less lethal. then as soon as the vax is rolled out en masse, suddenly it gets more deadly mutations? while the vax has a piss-poor efficacy of ~50%?
big think

tl;dr
i knew bill gates wasnt trying to install windows 11 on us
he just played too much deus ex

 No.1391469

>>1391462
fuckin shit, was deus ex predictive programming? think about it logically: we've checked off
>twin towers gone
>huge focus on muh terrorism
>living in shitty low-life cyberpunk dystopia
>fighting a meme war (though probably not as philosophically thought out as chad's "war of meanings")
>massive plague with the antidote being controlled
>and of course, bob page/bill gates behind it all

 No.1391473

>>1391469
all i know is it was a p fun game

 No.1391478

>>1391469
predictive programming is horseshit half the shit people come up with has already been thought of by someone else it was just never implemented
when it does get implemented thats just someone taking the initiative on shit a bunch of other people already thought of but were too balless to actually take any action on while schizos look back with 20/20 hindsight and say it was all planned shits not that organized even at the top level and everyone's got their own separate agendas including mega rich elite cunts like gates but obviously theres going to be interactions with other shit going on on this stupid fuckin planet nothing happens in a vacuum

 No.1391488

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 No.1391491

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>>1391469
All I know is Deus Ex memes are on a whole other level.

 No.1391492

vtm:b is the better first person rpg

 No.1391494

>>1391488
I want to savage her fart hole. Need to make sure sheem aint making any methane emissions.

 No.1391505

>>1391492
audaciously honest and true post
>>1391494
gross

 No.1391506

>>1391505
Something about her autismo face really makes me want to rail her b-hole.

 No.1391508

>>1391506
do it for >us

 No.1391510

File: 1632856755446.mp4 (964.33 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, Pelosi Keep government ope….mp4)

lel

 No.1391515

>>1391492
vtmb is fun as fuck. malkavian grill best grill.

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 No.1391526

i mean i dont want the vax either
im just worried about driver/compatibility issues tbh :/

 No.1391529


 No.1391535

File: 1632862281363.mp4 (9.29 MB, 368x640, 23:40, 4_5951872018444978815.mp4)

High court judge served with liability notice today for allowing children to be injected with the experimental covid vaccine, judge runs away.

 No.1391538

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 No.1391541

>>1391438
>she drank the water
she drank the BEAR PISS
>>1391462
>"Leaky Vaccines Enhance Spread of Deadlier Chicken Viruses"
>The Marek's vaccine is "imperfect" or "leaky." That is, it protects chickens from developing disease, but doesn't stop them from becoming infected or from spreading the virus. Inadvertently, this made it easier for the most virulent strains to survive. Such strains would normally kill their hosts so quickly that they'd die out. But in an immunised flock, they can persist because their lethal nature has been neutered.

 No.1391564

>>1391478
nice run-on sentence fam

 No.1391567

>>1391535
BRA'TISH GHOST BTFO

 No.1391569

>>1391510
dem tits

 No.1391571

>>1391564
thanks i hope you read it liked and subscribed and also realized how retarded predictive programming as a concept actually is

 No.1391621

>>1391438
I need onlyfans of this whorb

NOW

 No.1391622

>>1391488
CHECKED
>>1391535
wew
are these the bastards claiming they can vax children without parental consent?

 No.1391662

something awful using soyboy shoots proud goy in the foot
https://www.foxnews.com/us/antifa-member-charged-shooting-anti-vaxxer-washington

 No.1391683

>>1391510
bidens dementia is infecting others

 No.1391684

>>1391488
lmao half her speech is 'blah blah blah' and retards are clapping

 No.1391692

>>1391662
that face man

 No.1391704

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 No.1391705

>>1391704
What are the stats on that sword?

 No.1391708

File: 1632896357008.jpg (4.11 MB, 2912x4368, 2:3, sub-buzz-886-1631755893-1.jpg)

>crafted from a colt AR-15A3

 No.1391715

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 No.1391728

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 No.1391733

>>1391728
unironically based black man escalating the situation in the name of kino & nectar

 No.1391735

>>1391488
based digits
reapable autist
cretin clappers

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 No.1391748

>>1391733
worldstar™

 No.1391764

>>1391622
vaxx today and dicks tomorrow

 No.1391815

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so that colonel dude who posted a video complaining about lack of accountability after the botched afghan withdrawal is now detained in a brig awaiting trial

 No.1391817

>God did answer our prayers. He made the smartest men and women, the scientists, the medics, the researchers - he made them come up with a vaccine. That is from God to us and we must say, thank you, God. Thank you. And I wear my 'vaccinated' necklace all the time to say I'm vaccinated.
>All of you, yes, I know you're vaccinated, you're the smart ones, but you know there's people out there who aren't listening to God and what God wants. You know who they are.
>– New york governor Kathy Hochul
Vax for the Vax God
oh btw hochul's daughter-in-law is a lobbyist for the pharmaceutical firm Biogen

 No.1391818

>>1391815
post a source faggot ffs

 No.1391819

>>1391818
that was everywhere yesterday or earlier
nobody cares this guy is a trans-boomer he might as well have commited sudoku in protest

 No.1391820

>>1391819
>trans-boomer
a tranny boomer?

 No.1391823

>>1391820
no he was born in the wrong age

 No.1391825

>>1391823
so what exactly did he do?

 No.1391826

>>1391825
he cried about how biden abandoned our allies to the taliban
you're not allowed to cry in the marines so he's getting court-martialed

 No.1391827

>>1391817
ed hochuli should sue her for wrecking the name

 No.1391832

>>1391815
>>1391826
He's a retard for not understanding the nature of ZOGbottery, but at least he's getting close to the right track. Maybe one day he'll learn that he and his men are meant to be sacrificial lambs for the military industrial complex.

 No.1391838

>>1391832
the us is tryna bring back the draft so they might realize it

 No.1391848

>>1391826
i saw john cena crying in hte grocery store the other day

 No.1391849

shoilda thrown a cannaorange at him voila lacrimimosa

 No.1391871

niggers and pigs both get the rope

 No.1391872

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luv me sum jew gob
t. kamala

 No.1391892

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https://archive.md/mVp3g
Great leader lost weight

 No.1391896

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>>1391817
>I wear my 'vaccinated' necklace all the time
what in the fuck

 No.1391897

>>1391872
damn david hogg lookin pretty passable

 No.1391898

>>1391892
yawn
now he looks like a dry cleaner

 No.1391906

>>1391892
woa this is literaly me when i lose 2 pounds

 No.1391917

>>1391838
they never got rid of the draft it just hasnt been used since vietnam but the gubmint never outlawed it
its p funny theyre trying to make whorbs eligible for it tho

 No.1391940

>>1391917
7 Reasons why the girlboss draft is REAL freedom:

 No.1391953

>>1391917
if they introduce draft i'm renouncing citizenship
i ain't defending this shitheap

 No.1391963

>>1391953
jokes on you
in dystopic shitholes like this you're not allowed to denounce your citizenship without permission 🙄
oh and payment

 No.1391964

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 No.1391966

>>1391964
Must be the KC variant.

 No.1391968

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>>1391715
Wew Charlie made a vid on Nikocado, 6 hours ago 1,8 m views. I didn't know he was this popular

 No.1391969

>>1391968
you're such a faggot

 No.1391971

>>1391968
The vid is not worth watching, it's just Charlie saying the obvious for ten minutes

>>1391969
I was surprised by that views. I thought Nik was a guy people used for shitpost, didn't know he was that popular

 No.1391978

>>1391968
charlie blew up in 2019/2020
I think because of collabs he did with bigger jewtubers

 No.1392000

>>1391953
im gonna sabotage shit from the inside tbh its super easy to "accidentally" break expensive shit in the military

 No.1392001

>>1391978
hes talkin about the fat ukranian
also charlie was getting millions of views years ago ge knows how to appeal to the mega gay zoomer audience

 No.1392004

>"i dont want vax because idk about the long term effects" - 50% of antivax pop
>implying they know anything about long term rona effects
>37% of people that get the "just a flu" get their pancreas all fucked up long term

 No.1392008

>>1392004
source: my totally unbiased windmill news channels

 No.1392010

"you dont know the long term effects of this new illness so inject this thing that you also dont know the long term effects of just ignore the short term effects like lung clots and abnormal heart rhythm oh also it doesn't actually stop you from getting the new illness"
i really like this logic

 No.1392012

>>1392008
>>1392010
vaxxphobes

also doctor tony just said it's gonna be boosters soon
if you aren't boosted you aren't fully vaxxed

 No.1392014

>>1391964
chinkypox has jewish origins? neat

 No.1392015

COVID may cause 'restless anal syndrome'
A patient in Japan seems to have developed the condition due to COVID-19
https://www.jpost.com/health-and-wellness/covid-may-cause-restless-anal-syndrome-report-680582
>several weeks after discharge, began to experience restless, deep anal discomfort
>urge to move which worsened with rest and improved with exercise and worsened in the evening
>a variant of restless leg syndrome (RLS), which has also been linked to a small number of COVID-19 cases
there's a porno to be written here

 No.1392017

>>1392015
imagine a cute yellow with restless anal syndrome haha imagine her spraying her kawaii caca all over hahahahaha wouldn't that be funny and totally hot

 No.1392021

>>1392017
actually it means she'd have an insatiable need to get her backhole PLOWED

 No.1392025

❗️NBA announces it will withhold the pay of unvaccinated players

“Any player who elects not to comply with local vaccination mandates will not be paid for games that he misses,” NBA spokesman Mike Bass said.

The season is due to start mid-October.

 No.1392026

File: 1633008367689.mp4 (1.01 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Austin Awkward.mp4)

Awkwaaaaaarrrddd

 No.1392029

>>1392010
"this stuff seems to mostly help you avoid getting infected with this half assed chinky bioweapon, but we're not really sure. it does usually attack the virus, we're never going to be grown up enough to just close up shop for a couple of weeks worldwide, we're going to have to just hope this stuff kinda works so we can open shit up and not go quadruple bankrupt because we never gave a fuck about your health and can't handle if a lot of people get sick at the same time". that's the admittedly weak argument i got behind. also, if it were so sketchy why were the israelis hoarding it from the get go?

 No.1392034

>>1392025
>❗️NBA announces it will withhold the pay of unvaccinated players
lol
ok so none of em are getting paid?
blax aint down wit da vax

 No.1392037

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>>1392034
just for games missed due to illness
don't forget these today threads are filled with sensationalist shit but it's based to follow this stuff because based feds i mean alt-right youtubers and twitters meme about it although we act like >we're too cool to be one of those alt right fags haha and when 1 billion poeople don't die from the vaccine or become sterile we'll still pretend like >we weren't conned by a bunch of feds and opportunist profiteers and we'll still think infowars is heckin based NO NOT MUH ALEX MEMES NOT MAH CHONKIN HECKIN BASED TRUTHWARRIOR FUCK U TPASTE

 No.1392039

>>1392037
i sense a minty fresh presence behind this post

 No.1392040

>>1392037
wow now I rally want the jab now!

 No.1392042

File: 1633015211496.mp4 (1.14 MB, 640x360, 16:9, AlexJonesBigBlackBooties.mp4)

>>1392037
you sound like there is one angry penis pill salesman living rent free in your head

 No.1392043

>>1392029
the flu shot works on the coof
probably better than the coof shot in the long run
also the flu shot doesn't turn your blood to mud as far as we know

 No.1392047

here we go tpaste writin theses again

 No.1392048

>>1392037
youre cryin about shit pretty much no one here says though and no ones gonna change their mind about the vaccine because you wanna do this condescending passive aggressive shit like calm down you uppity windmill raper

 No.1392050

>>1392043
i don't have time to become a virologist and i lik to travel. know some ppl that know their medicines who told me nothing noticeably nefarious is in the vax they'd seen and i trust them over alex jones. i'm not sure of anything, but i'm pretty sure i'll die of cancer before bill gates can kill me.

 No.1392051

>>1392050
if >we're going to go the faggot anecdote route i also know doctors and nurses and most of them refuse to get the shot
did your heels get less dug in? should i say some shit about antifa or whatever will that make you go "o no i don wanna b lik dem" and refuse the shot?

 No.1392065

alex is the greatest actor of our time

 No.1392067

>>1392065
bill hicks is really good at his role. shame the real alex was murdered by the glowniggers tho.

 No.1392070

>>1392051
Don't mean to be a dick, but what does a doctor or a nurse know about virology?

 No.1392073

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Remember kids an ivermectin a day keeps the tpaste at bay !

 No.1392080

>>1392070
Nothing! They know nothing!

 No.1392084

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>>1392037
I have a sudden urge to post greek pottery

 No.1392085

>>1392001
He was only getting like 100k to 200k a video in 2017-2018

 No.1392087

Dump tiem:

>Pair of Columbus Drug Cops Arrested For Selling Drugs

https://archive.md/MVeLB

>Fauci announces only those with 3 shots will be considered vaccinated.

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2021/09/fauci-boosters-everyone-will-keep-america-healthy/620220/

>German 96-year-old Nazi war crimes suspect flees ahead of trial

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/german-96-year-old-nazi-war-crimes-suspect-flees-ahead-trial-2021-09-30/

>Pfizer Launches Final Study For COVID Drug That's Suspiciously Similar To 'Horse Paste'

https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/pfizer-launches-final-study-covid-drug-thats-suspiciously-similar-ivermectin

 No.1392089

>>1392070
nothing whatsoever lol ges stupid for not trusting the science and paying attention to people he knows

 No.1392099

>>1392087
wtf i love horse dewormer now
t. paste

 No.1392109

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>>1392037
what a terrible post

 No.1392264

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Premier of Sydney resigns ahead of investigation
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/oct/01/nsw-premier-gladys-berejiklian-resigns-after-icac-announces-investigation
>Gladys Berejiklian has resigned as the New South Wales premier and will leave parliament after the state’s anti-corruption watchdog revealed it was investigating whether she broke the law
ripadee doo dah

 No.1392267

>>1392264
she one of the fickers trying to put the boot to straya's collective neck?

 No.1392269


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 No.1392276

>>1392267
have you seen that nose dude

 No.1392280

>>1392274
fukken lol. this is what people actually believe.
>>1392276
whats with the armenoid nose anyways? are they honorary kikes or is it all just a natural physical consequence of living in the desert?

 No.1392287

>>1392273
boomers really like "fuck joe biden"
its like catnip for them like zoomers and tik tok BBC splitscreens


i really wish covid actually was a bubonic plague level threat
we could like 60-70% of the Earths population and would be better off for it

 No.1392288

>mcq tpaste will never offer to give me a dutch rudder

 No.1392289

>>1392276
yah i know what she is but i thought it was that bespectacled cuck that was trying to threaten everyone into getting jabbed that was the main force behind it
i dont know shit about straya politics

 No.1392291

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File: 1633106107718.mp4 (3.62 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Cheeto Hitler.mp4)

>>1392274
>>1392280
Remember when they tried to make it sound like dup was the next hitler in 2016 lol

 No.1392301

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>>1392293
>uses the name craig
>username is friedman

 No.1392311

>Alex Jones loses Sandy Hook cases
lel

 No.1392312

>>1392311
top lel

it's a toothpasty day

 No.1392313

>>1392311
wew
that boy boutta be FUCKED
he better start selling a whole lot more Alpha Force and Super Brain Gx or that boy aint finna had no funds

 No.1392314

>>1392313
he still gets big donor boners from miga whales tho

 No.1392315

>>1392314
yeah but i think those sandy cases were like 100M+
no way he has that kind of cash on hand

 No.1392317

>>1392315
Seriously? A 100 million dollars for what? Challenging the narrative? Fucking bullshit

 No.1392318

>>1392317
oy vey goy, don't challenge our narrative! guns r bad, mkay?

 No.1392321

>>1392311
it's a default judgement it'll probably get set aside

 No.1392322


 No.1392325

>>1392322
does germany even have any straight men in it

 No.1392329

>>1392325
probably all the first wave Muslim men

 No.1392355

>>1392322
lel how tf are they gonna verify that shit start issuing people fag cards? "heres your homo passport freund, have fun mit your arsche fiche jaaaaaa"

 No.1392364

>>1392322
can i park there if i identify as a lesbian?

 No.1392390

>>1392322
finna park there and tell them i'm deep in the closet

 No.1392418

>>1392287
you don't remember the zoomers chanting it at the sparts gayems?

 No.1392445

>>1392418
zoomers dont into sparts

 No.1392490

>>1392445
but i lik basbal

 No.1392504

>>1392445
it wuz teh college gayems

 No.1392569

>Two Iranian Kurds hit by the bullets were taken to hospital, one with a fractured leg and the other with a broken hand. Those carrying the boat claim that the group of gun-toting police laughed at them as their injured comrades fell to the ground.
frogs outwith ile de france gettin rabid
doesn't look good for the darkies

 No.1392573

>>1392569
>frogs outwith ile de france gettin rabid
explain further

 No.1392579

>>1392573
sandies were bringing a boat down to the shore in dunkirk so the popo shot them with rubber bullets
then laughed at them apparently

 No.1392580

>>1392573
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10050681/Horror-Dunkirk-beach-French-police-open-fire-migrants-dinghy-rubber-bullets.html
French police open fire on migrants' dinghy on Dunkirk beach with potentially lethal rubber bullets to stop their illegal boat crossing the Channel to the UK

 No.1392594

>>1392580
>potentially lethal rubber bullets
why not use real bullets?
i thought the whole point of rubber bullets was to be non-lethal

 No.1392616

File: 1633188503126.jpg (150.96 KB, 870x1200, 29:40, media/FAs28cDUUAUrfVn.jpg)

go gurl

 No.1392627

>>1392594
>the point of rubber bullets is to be non-lethal
true, but they're not. ask the catholics in northern ireland.

 No.1392719

>head of the Australian state of Victoria decrees mandatory vaccination for people working outside their homes

 No.1392727

>>1392719
That's fucking insane
>>1390579
lol no way that's real

 No.1392753

>>1392719
australia = antichrist

 No.1392784

File: 1633232569315.jpg (206.75 KB, 1080x780, 18:13, monkey d'or.jpg)

>A court in Birmingham has issued an 8-weeks prison sentence to Briton Simon Silwood (50) for an internet message in which he joked that [nigger] Romaine Sawyers of West Bromwich Albion should win the "Baboon d'Or" trophy after a poor performance in which the team suffered a 5-0 rout earlier this year.
<dealing out prison sentences for (quite good) internet banter ← brits are here
but that's not enough:
>Silwood was also handed a cumulative £1,000 bill in concept of legal fees and compensation for the millionaire footballer
>a representative of the Crime Prosecution Service has announced that an appeal will be made with the goal of increasing Silwood's jail time

 No.1392786

>>1392784
imagine getting paid millions to kick a ball around and getting this upset over internet shitflinging
or upset at all

 No.1392823

>>1392784
When you lose a lawsuits, you pay the oppositions legal fees. Do you even law? Also, it's kind of cute that you still get buttflustered about this. Free speech always came with a huge flexible asterisk. Thank whoever filmed the George Floyd thing for adding black people to the list that up until this point only had Jews and royalty on it. Even hidden away on the far reaches of the internet, I haven't said anything that could be perceived as racist for like five years to make sure I'm not that guy. Pls be careful not to give glowies leverage or piss off any sensitive jewish or black people.

 No.1392834

>>1392823
>post a story
>tpaste rolls in screeching Y U MAD
huh?

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 No.1392873

>>1392823
>Free speech always came with a huge flexible asterisk.
your speech is either free, or its not. go fuck urself duble think FAG

 No.1392902

>>1392823
This is the gayest post I've ever seen

 No.1393168

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 No.1393190

basically child abuse
was discussing this with my friend the other day
that part of the propaganda effort involves sowing fearing into the hearts of young children
my gf's cousin is about 10. fucker is TERRIFIED of dying from the VIRUS because they're indoctrinating them at school every day about how its the deadliest plague ever

 No.1393199

>>1393190
good thing homeschooling is on the rise

 No.1393200

File: 1633297892062.webm (2.85 MB, 960x720, 4:3, (((Who))) can it be now.webm)

>>1393168
>that voice

 No.1393298

https://archive.ph/T0mlM
https://principia-scientific.com/7000-doctors-and-scientists-accuse-covid-policy-makers-of-crimes-against-humanity/

Thousands have died from Covid as a result of being denied life-saving early treatment. The Declaration is a battle cry from physicians who are daily fighting for the right to treat their patients, and the right of patients to receive those treatments – without fear of interference, retribution or censorship by government, pharmacies, pharmaceutical corporations, and big tech. We demand that these groups step aside and honor the sanctity and integrity of the patient-physician relationship, the fundamental maxim “First Do No Harm”, and the freedom of patients and physicians to make informed medical decisions. Lives depend on it.

We the physicians of the world, united and loyal to the Hippocratic Oath, recognizing the profession of medicine as we know it is at a crossroad, are compelled to declare the following;

WHEREAS, it is our utmost responsibility and duty to uphold and restore the dignity, integrity, art and science of medicine;

WHEREAS, there is an unprecedented assault on our ability to care for our patients;

WHEREAS, public policy makers have chosen to force a “one size fits all” treatment strategy, resulting in needless illness and death, rather than upholding fundamental concepts of the individualized, personalized approach to patient care which is proven to be safe and more effective;

WHEREAS, physicians and other health care providers working on the front lines, utilizing their knowledge of epidemiology, pathophysiology and pharmacology, are often first to identify new, potentially life saving treatments;

WHEREAS, physicians are increasingly being discouraged from engaging in open professional discourse and the exchange of ideas about new and emerging diseases, not only endangering the essence of the medical profession, but more importantly, more tragically, the lives of our patients;

WHEREAS, thousands of physicians are being prevented from providing treatment to their patients, as a result of barriers put up by pharmacies, hospitals, and public health agencies, rendering the vast majority of healthcare providers helpless to protect their patients in the face of disease. Physicians are now advising their patients to simply go home (allowing the virus to replicate) and return when their disease worsens, resulting in hundreds of thousands of unnecessary patient deaths, due to failure-to-treat;

WHEREAS, this is not medicine. This is not care. These policies may actually constitute crimes against humanity.

NOW THEREFORE, IT IS:

RESOLVED, that the physician-patient relationship must be restored. The very heart of medicine is this relationship, which allows physicians to best understand their patients and their illnesses, to formulate treatments that give the best chance for success, while the patient is an active participant in their care.

RESOLVED, that the political intrusion into the practice of medicine and the physician/patient relationship must end. Physicians, and all health care providers, must be free to practice the art and science of medicine without fear of retribution, censorship, slander, or disciplinary action, including possible loss of licensure and hospital privileges, loss of insurance contracts and interference from government entities and organizations – which further prevent us from caring for patients in need. More than ever, the right and ability to exchange objective scientific findings, which further our understanding of disease, must be protected.

RESOLVED, that physicians must defend their right to prescribe treatment, observing the tenet FIRST, DO NO HARM. Physicians shall not be restricted from prescribing safe and effective treatments. These restrictions continue to cause unnecessary sickness and death. The rights of patients, after being fully informed about the risks and benefits of each option, must be restored to receive those treatments.

RESOLVED, that we invite physicians of the world and all health care providers to join us in this noble cause as we endeavor to restore trust, integrity and professionalism to the practice of medicine.

RESOLVED, that we invite the scientists of the world, who are skilled in biomedical research and uphold the highest ethical and moral standards, to insist on their ability to conduct and publish objective, empirical research without fear of reprisal upon their careers, reputations and livelihoods.

RESOLVED, that we invite patients, who believe in the importance of the physician-patient relationship and the ability to be active participants in their care, to demand access to science-based medical care.

 No.1393313

>>1392873
I agree, free speech is an absolute. But speech has never been and will never be free. Free speech and laws against "hate speech" are mutually exclusive. Banned books and free speech are mutually exclusive. You can't use your speech to threaten somebody, plan something illegal or create even a mild disturbance with your speech without running the risk of getting arrested, so how the fuck can you call it free?

 No.1393315

>>1392834
>screeching
just trying to keep you ungrateful fucks out of future trouble. you're welcome.

 No.1393319

>>1393315
all he did was post a news story and you blew a gasket wtf

 No.1393321

>>1393313
you also can't share state secrets and stuff like that

 No.1393322

https://www.rt.com/news/536490-pandora-papers-offshore-tax-leaders/?tg_rhash=8b7b9f9e18d765

‘Pandora papers’: New leaks reveal how world leaders use offshore companies to dodge millions of dollars in taxes

Obtained from 14 offshore banking institutions and analyzed by the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists (ICIJ), the ‘Pandora Papers’ reveal the financial chicanery of more than 100 billionaires, 35 current and former world leaders, and 300 public officials. The first round of information, handed to a select list of international outlets and studied by “600 journalists,” was published on Sunday.

 No.1393326

>>1393319
Didn't blow a gasket and budy commented on the article. just want you guys to not get in trouble for saying mean things on the internet about black people, because they prolly are going to be coming for you if you do in the very near future.

 No.1393328

>>1393326
good fuck them
the hill i'll die on is well before that anyway
as commitement to my ideals
FUCK NIGGERS

 No.1393331

>>1393326
pointing out where brits are at is just stating facts
but yah FUCK NIGGERS

 No.1393334

>>1393322
The pandora papers are stale as shit, why is rt presenting them as something new that just came out?

>>1393328
That's your choice and I respect that.

 No.1393363

>>1393326
niggers and pigs can suck my cock, and i'll keep calling a nigger a nigger

 No.1393382

>>1393331
a statement of facts in between an article counts as commentary as far as i know, but i could be wrong. does it require opinion to count as commentary? >tfw second language

the fact that this is newsworthy to people just surprised me and made me react.
>murricans get worked up about something
>yuros legislate it
>murricans hard copy the legislation and stick it in some omnibus bill nobody will ever read

is usually how the cycle goes, so i was hoping to give some budys the heads up before they're ""lone wolves with dangerous ideology"" or ""part of an informal right wing terrorist organization"", that's all.

i can see that a clear majority hates my guts by now though, so i'll be leaving for real this time. i never meant to outstay my welcome.

mods should have my cell and home ip's, never bothered with proxies after the 8chan top boards and GETball, maybe block those so slovborg can't falseflag as me anymore. k thx.

gl budys.

 No.1393390

>>1393326
FUCK NIGGERS

 No.1393393

>>1393382
wat? why are you being so dramatic?

 No.1393398

>>1393382
>i can see that a clear majority hates my guts
bruh just fire back at anybody who's bein a cunt btw i get "accused" of being you 50% of the times i post in these today threads cuz i don't believe some of >their sorcha faal tier bullshit

 No.1393399

>>1393382
oh ffs dont be such a fuckin baby
if you didn't act so high and mighty and type so dam much people wouldn't even know its u

 No.1393400

>>1393382
>it's another episode of "tpaste ragequits /sp/ after he's shown to have ==objectively wrong== opinions"
k budy
see you next week

 No.1393401

I just wanna take this time to say fuck niggers
ahem

FUCK NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS MY NAME IS NATE HIGGERS AND I HATE NIGGERS

 No.1393403

>>1393334
>The pandora papers are stale as shit
you may be confused, the previous "PP" were "Panama Papers" and "Paradise Papers"
they may have the same source but this is a new publication

 No.1393405

>>1393322
I want new glowniggers leaks

 No.1393406

>>1393382
calm down dummy youre taking this far too seriously take a break from the internet and go do some shit outside for a couple weeks

 No.1393407

>>1393398
>sorcha faal
2016 is that you?

 No.1393409

>>1393407
yes is that u 2015? donal dup is going to get elected then btfo when he runs again and then a dutch guy is gonna get mad about someone pointing out how fuckin dumb the uk is

 No.1393412

>>1393409
wew
anyway sorcha faal is a meme

 No.1393415

>>1393409
Woah wait a sec you mean the beloved toothbro is gonna become GHOST's replacement?

 No.1393437

>>1393412
i dont even know who that is and had to look him up was that supposed to be an epic own or something i still have no idea what youre on about

 No.1393442


 No.1393443

>>1393442
but what are you referring to this whole exchange started because someone got butthurt at a news post what is "sacha faal" about that? what does it mean tell me your secrets

 No.1393447

>>1393443
ok i'll tell you the secret to my delicious rib recipe
i HATE niggers

 No.1393449

>>1393405
>reminder that 'Panama papers' and such were published by a group funded by Soros and unlike Wikileaks they did not release the original material, only sharing stories with approved MSM whorenalists
>reminder that Manning is a mentally-ill faggot and yet he was right in revealing war crimes
>reminder that Assange remains locked away in a maximum-security prison for publishing nothing but truth, while the USG seeks to extradite him (which they lied and denied doing in the past) and try him for espionage (but not the MSM which published in partnership with Wikileaks, profited from it, and then turned on them)
>reminder that Dup betrayed him, like he betrayed the 1/6 capitol tourists (still imprisoned)
>reminder that the Icelander witness against Wikileaks and Assange is a convicted pedophile and fraudster that admitted to providing false testimony in exchange of promises by the FBI
>reminder that glowniggers literally planned to kidnap or kill him: https://archive.vn/yDB0y
unfortunately, I would not be holding my breath for new Wikileaks-style raw leaks now that independent non-MSM publishers can be labelled 'non-state™ hostile™ intelligence™ agencies™' and locked away on bullshit charges if not kidnapped or killed

 No.1393461

>>1393447
hey now im worried about u budy dont post that stuff okey the gay pottery police will git u

 No.1393470

>>1393461
i hate the antichrist

 No.1393479

>>1393470
he's nice once you get to know him

 No.1393506

File: 1633348041967.jpg (84.21 KB, 971x1342, 971:1342, NINTCHDBPICT000463481388.jpg)

casual reminder to eat healthy and exercise

 No.1393510

>>1393506
don't tell me that's spede pasanen

 No.1393514

ALLAHU ACKBAR

sportscheng claims responsibility for the death of the blasphemous swedish cartoonist

 No.1393515

>>1393449
thinking about aussy wizard makes me rally sad

 No.1393518

>>1393506
jackie boy has alzheimers hes basically a geriatric toddler now or was i bet hes ded im not gonna look it up tho

 No.1393536

File: 1633363291020.png (714.68 KB, 946x939, 946:939, doing cats.png)


 No.1393542

>>1393536
shiiieeeeet, me and my homeboys boutta get high off that cordierite frfr

 No.1393544

File: 1633365339503.png (90.22 KB, 519x736, 519:736, 8iRZMXU.png)

good job dudder

 No.1393545

>Because of missing DNS records for Facebook.com, every device with FB app is now DDoSing recursive DNS resolvers.
ruh roh

 No.1393548

>>1393545
very good

 No.1393553

>>1393544
aw shit we just crashed

 No.1393555


 No.1393556

>>1393545
explain me what this means

 No.1393573

JUST IN - Data of over 1.5 billion Facebook users is being sold on a popular hacking-related forum. Data contains users’ names, emails, phone numbers, locations, gender, and user ID

 No.1393574

>>1393573
sportschan is that popular hacking-related forum

I have a 1TB .rar of xots history
bidding starts at 100 CR coin

 No.1393575


 No.1393576

Facebook employees reportedly can't enter buildings to evaluate the Internet outage because their door access badges weren’t working (NYT)

 No.1393577

>>1393556
wes dropped routing tables

 No.1393580

>>1393577
fuckin' wes. he should've picked em back up

 No.1393586


 No.1393588

wonder how many boomers have already suicided without their facebook

 No.1393589

>>1393588
imagine not being able to poke your friends

 No.1393591

File: 1633378569522.png (431.74 KB, 1020x770, 102:77, 1633378403645.png)

is this possibly true

 No.1393592

>>1393591
deleting routing table entries doesn't make it gone
faceberg is beyond incompetent to let this happen tho

 No.1393597

File: 1633379952234.mp4 (3.57 MB, 640x360, 16:9, FreeTed.mp4)

>>1393591
if only, this would be a very based and ted pilled outcome

 No.1393600

File: 1633380734599-0.jpg (38.46 KB, 793x526, 793:526, IMG_20211004_165013_289.jpg)

File: 1633380734599-1.jpg (89.9 KB, 1051x848, 1051:848, IMG_20211004_165102_801.jpg)


 No.1393602

File: 1633380917633.png (30.84 KB, 200x179, 200:179, gondolas laughing.png)

>>1393600
>mfw facebook finally kicked the bucket
100% absolute wew

 No.1393603

>>1393600
this kind of shit is why you dont drink your own koolaid and instead hire competent people while only ever paying lip service to screechy internet retards
this was a fuck up only diversity hires could manage to do

 No.1393604

>>1393602
hopefully these eastern orthodox hackers have complete access to their entire infrastructure and all backups are wiped too

 No.1393606

❗️"It's MAYHEM over here!" Facebook STILL in chaos, 5 hours and counting…

▪️AP's Philip Crowther has reported via a source at Facebook that the Big Tech giant employees are resorting to text and Outlook email, claiming: "It's mayhem over here, all internal systems are down too."

▪️NYT are reporting that the platform has dispatched a small team to one of its California data centers to try and MANUALLY reset its servers.

▪️WhatsApp internal services also down, NBC report, with only calendars and email available.

▪️Facebook CTO Mike Shroepfer offered a grovelling apology for the issues:

"*Sincere* apologies to everyone impacted by outages of Facebook powered services right now. We are experiencing networking issues and teams are working as fast as possible to debug and restore as fast as possible."

 No.1393607

>>1393600
we did it, /sp/ros

 No.1393608

>>1393591
The GET Academy?

 No.1393609

wow way to kill faceberg 10 years after it meant anything, NIGGERS

 No.1393610

thx g-d I got Eli's onlyfans before Instagram fell

 No.1393611

>>1393609
better late than never ever

 No.1393625

File: 1633386500564.jpg (60.96 KB, 210x290, 21:29, endoftheworld2.jpg)

>>1393536
this article is so fucking annoying
what are they actually snorting, like fuckin palladium and rust doesn't make you high?
>>1393576
wew

 No.1393626

isn't faceberg's webapp coded in php(dudcode)?

 No.1393627

>>1393610
bullshit

 No.1393632

>>1393625
africans have been known to snort gunpowder too theyre way beyond traditional chinese medicine lunatics in regards to putting random shit into their bodies because some shaman told them it would make them invincible

 No.1393635

>born too late to stop GHOST from being born
>born too early to make babbies with my own Wadina
>born just in tiem to see /sp/ outlive facebook

wew

 No.1393637

facebook is back
you fuckers let it survive
should have killed it when you had the chance

 No.1393638

>>1393637
i allowed it to live. i was merely measuring my abilities.

 No.1393641

>>1393638
can u mesur my penes budy?

 No.1393642

MAKE THE SPARTS THREAD

 No.1393650

>>1393642
anime and nostalgia r sports

 No.1393651

>>1393632
DAS RITE wyte boi we get FUKCIN INVISIBLE wit dis shit nyugguh

 No.1393738

File: 1633412054319.jpg (102.24 KB, 910x910, 1:1, 1577901698930.jpg)


 No.1393749

When all that social media shit was down yesterday I couldn't access this website either, gave me the same errors about dns probe and whatever. Only website that worked for me was youtube from the ones I tried, no idea why that would be the case

 No.1393752

>>1393749
dudder spread a nasty varus around

 No.1393754

The word is out about a worldwide corporate takeover of the food supply — and people reject it:

Street and online people’s protests against the “global corporate food empire” greeted the opening of the UN Food Systems Summit (UN FSS), as the Global People’s Summit (GPS) on Food Systems launched a Global Day of Action on the third and final day of its counter-summit to the UN FSS happening virtually and in New York.

The International League of People’s Struggles (ILPS), International Women’s Alliance and International Migrants Alliance protested in front of the UN headquarters in New York to denounce the corporate capture of the UN and the “global corporate food empire” led by agrochemical, food and agribusiness transnational corporations and multi-billionaire Bill Gates.

The UN FSS is being criticized by people’s movements and civil society as a platform for consolidating corporate control over food and agriculture and perpetuating neoliberal food systems that have wreaked havoc on the lives of small food producers, especially from the Global South, who supply 80% of the world’s food.

“We are here to bring the demands of peoples from the Global South for just, equitable, healthy and sustainable food systems to the doorstep of the world’s policymakers. For over a year, the UN has ignored the people’s calls to sever its ties with the World Economic Forum.

“Instead, it has worked ever closer with the global elite and has co-opted policy frameworks to serve corporate interests. We are here to say, enough! The people will resist this path to greater destruction of our livelihoods, health, cultures and the planet,” said Nina Macapinlac, ILPS North America coordinator.

https://childrenshealthdefense.org/defender/protests-global-corporate-food-empire-united-nations-world-economic-forum/

 No.1393755

Even those running the UN Food Systems Summit have become critical of the fact that it is merely a disguise for a corporate takeover. We must be encouraged that they have, if you will pardon the expression, bit off more than they can chew here:
___
Michael Fakhri, the United Nations’ Special Rapporteur on the Right to Food, who acted as an independent official advisor to the summit’s process, also came away critical of the multi-stakeholder structure of the summit.

“No one has talked about why we’re in the mess we’re in today, and no one talked about who should be held accountable for the mess,” Fakhri told Civil Eats, after observing the day’s speeches. “All they [said] was, ‘everyone needs to be part of the solution.’” Yet casting such a wide, undiscerning net, Fakhri says, results in the “same people that cause the problem being invited to be part of the solution.”

On multiple occasions, Fakhri says that he pressed members of the summit’s leadership to consider the role of major corporations in shaping food systems, but was often met with pushback.

https://cupidshealth.com/did-the-first-un-food-systems-summit-give-corporations-too-much-of-a-voice/

 No.1393756

File: 1633420569488.mp4 (450.48 KB, 360x360, 1:1, 1_5105188360717074861.mp4)


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File: 1633421215426.mp4 (10.21 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 4_5969584072731659434.mp4)


 No.1393759

File: 1633421242843-0.jpg (175.67 KB, 1059x1149, 353:383, Timmy.jpg)

File: 1633421242843-1.jpg (31.67 KB, 408x629, 24:37, Timmy killed this nigger.jpg)


 No.1393766

>>1393759
lel
doesnt oregon have p lax gun laws?
tf u think timmy gon do?

 No.1393768

>>1393758
>be chav
>walkin home after long night of clubbin
>presumably crashing on MDMA
<oi m8 wot these orange cunts sittin in da fookin road for?
<fook m8 idk lets bash em up innit?
<fook me m8 id rather be watchin footy wit me m8s
based chavic bolis force

 No.1393772

>>1393766
kill ur ass

 No.1393780

>>1393759
gud job ian, next time emmett till that nigger

 No.1393781

>>1393759
KILL ALL THE NIGGERS

 No.1393783

>>1393625
africans have been known to steal the oil from transformers and use it as cooking oil so who tf knows

 No.1393785

File: 1633436535922.png (523.4 KB, 622x1008, 311:504, tranny oil.png)


 No.1393789

can someone post the hope solo sports webm

 No.1393790

File: 1633437495648.mp4 (5.3 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, house of the dragon.mp4)

we wuz targARYANs n shiiet

 No.1393828

>>1393790
>muh gaym of chodes 2: electric boogaloo
how gay and predictable of them
i knew it was too good to be true that they finished the first series
what a boring fucking show holy shit

 No.1393875

>>1393828
they pissed off pretty much all their fans with the last season too idk what theyre expecting with this

 No.1393886

File: 1633468238012.webm (7.52 MB, 1612x732, 403:183, sports.webm)

>>1393789
this is either it or it isnt
i didnt check
idk what else id name sports.webm tho

 No.1393887

noice

 No.1393889

>>1393875
>idk what theyre expecting with this
mindless consoomerism from an entertainment starved population
prolly get it too

 No.1393892

>>1393886
yea that was it, thx budy

 No.1393915

>>1393790
why are there chinks and niggers in a european based fantasy?

 No.1393916

File: 1633474986678-0.png (422.3 KB, 599x519, 599:519, Firefox_Screenshot_2021-10….png)

File: 1633474986678-1.png (426.43 KB, 1419x677, 1419:677, Firefox_Screenshot_2021-10….png)


 No.1393926

File: 1633479225502.png (79.14 KB, 380x480, 19:24, a.png)

>reading random wikipedia article about coffee machines
>impromptu reference to muh russian bots
i think i'm going to start collecting screenshots, i see random out-of-place references to drumpf on wikipedia all the time

 No.1393958

>>1393916
based changs
what are the 'moral choices' though? would you save your mother or your gf if you could only save one?

 No.1393960

File: 1633483229153-0.jpg (128.79 KB, 1138x450, 569:225, Cranston.jpg)

File: 1633483229153-1.mp4 (4.65 MB, 510x886, 255:443, donlemon.mp4)

>>1393759
the chimp also attacked him
chubby did nothing wrong

 No.1393961

>>1393958
>implying they're not the same

 No.1393962

>I am directing the Federal Bureau of Investigation, working with each United States Attorney, to convene meetings with federal, state, local, Tribal, and territorial leaders in each federal judicial district within 30 days of the issuance of this memorandum. These meetings will facilitate the discussion of strategies for addressing threats against school administrators, board members, teachers, and staff, and will open dedicated lines of communication for threat reporting, assessment, and response.
>t. attorney general Merrick Garland
parents resisting victim race theory are now "domestic terrorists" too

 No.1393966

>>1393961
too phreaky

 No.1393968

>>1393960
ooga booga wer da wite wimmin at?

 No.1393969

>>1393958
>moral choices
Probably like being able to play as a villain or something like that

 No.1393971

>>1393962
stasi also raided an nyc police sergeants union over mean tweets

 No.1393972

>>1393969
didn't you know being gay was a moral choice?

 No.1393974

Here's a detailed list of stuff changs are banning
https://files.catbox.moe/cqhwgt.jpg

 No.1393997

>>1393962
tbh anyone who still sends their kids to public school is a moron
even not sending them to school at all and just teaching them basic reading writing and math skills yourself would benefit them more than anything they'd ever be "taught" in public school

 No.1394033

i gotta full riide scholarship to sissy bimbo slut gooniversity my family is really happy xoxo

 No.1394072

File: 1633516788135.mp4 (3.27 MB, 320x568, 40:71, A_person_confronts_a_Sonic….mp4)

this guy is so tired

 No.1394073

File: 1633516804435.mp4 (621.29 KB, 720x406, 360:203, JUSTaFiLeajmgbtchdw.mp4)


 No.1394076

>>1394072
i bet this guy cant wait until his brethren start beheading americans and i dont blame him at all

 No.1394078

File: 1633519126728.mp4 (5.15 MB, 1024x576, 16:9, reporter ignores the pligh….mp4)

>>1394076
me to budy

 No.1394083

JUST IN - Hackers reportedly leaked the "entirety of Twitch," including its source code and user payout information because "the community is a disgusting toxic cesspool" (VGC)

 No.1394084

File: 1633522632019-0.png (83.71 KB, 1074x1146, 179:191, FBAGm8LVkAQ6rIc.png)

File: 1633522632019-1.png (85.86 KB, 1078x1148, 77:82, FBAGrwxVgAgb-BN.png)

File: 1633522632019-2.png (86.42 KB, 1082x1152, 541:576, FBAGwGGVIAMoPqG.png)

File: 1633522632019-3.png (82.91 KB, 1084x1156, 271:289, FBAG17vUUAUWYT8.png)


 No.1394086

>>1394084
i didn't see DSP on those screenshits?

 No.1394087

anyone got a torrent of the dump?

 No.1394089

>>1394086
he doesn't seem to be that popular
https://twitchtracker.com/darksydephil

 No.1394090

>>1394084
>kitboga
of meny nos budy

 No.1394091

>>1394087
from 4chink
Torrent (128GB): magnet:?xt=urn:btih:N5BLZ6XECNEHHARHJOVQAS4W7TWRXCSI&dn=twitch-leaks-part-one&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce
Repository listing: https://dpaste.org/MvoM

 No.1394092

>>1394089
please buckeye…
dsp needs your money

 No.1394093

File: 1633523937611.png (98.9 KB, 1025x471, 1025:471, dsp.png)


 No.1394096

File: 1633524625793.jpg (82.58 KB, 605x809, 605:809, 1576865283304.jpg)

>>1394084
>donating to multi millionares
hate twitch
simple as

 No.1394097

>>1394084
Also these are after Twitch took their share

 No.1394098

>>1394093
so what is he averaging like 75¢/hr?

 No.1394099

>>1394098
Isn't he on youtube now? I guess his information would be at least not complete here
The roach dodged something again

 No.1394100

10k streamers by revenue
https://pastebin.com/LjmaPNam
>Rank Username UserID GrossEarning
>2103 DarksydePhil 261767 97956.26

 No.1394101

>>1394091
doesnt seem to work, i cant find any peers
also the dpaste link is ded

 No.1394102

>>1394084
i dont recognize a single name on that list

 No.1394104

>>1394102
Some on the list are pretty old, like Sodapoppin was a top streamer on XFire a decade ago but yeah most are very zoomerish

 No.1394105


 No.1394108

>>1394093
Shit, that's more than me

 No.1394109


 No.1394110

>>1394105
still broke, maybe its just me but i got dht setup with port forwarding and shit so idk

 No.1394117

nvm torrent works now, just had to leave it for a bit i guess
also https://www.twitchearnings.com/ a searchable list of earnings

 No.1394118

File: 1633528883193.mp4 (2.6 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ring-video-man-shoots-assa….mp4)


 No.1394120

7991. Dots $29,440.98

 No.1394123

>>1394072
that dude is a pussy
RULE NO 1:
NEVER APOLOGIZE

 No.1394125

>>1394117
can you post the .torrent?
how much of the 128G is the source code?

 No.1394127

>>1394125
still downloading
https://www.torrentfunk.com/torrent/40093163/twitch-leaks-part-one.html has a filelist with sizes and a .torrent link idk if it works tho

 No.1394135

>>1394127
thx bud
>part one
so there might be more
>identity.zip 1.4GB
>infosec.zip 59.5MB
>admin-services.zip 37.3MB
hm

 No.1394138

Active shooterino in Timberview High School

 No.1394139

>>1394138
glownegroes sure are busy huh

 No.1394140

>>1394139
crunch time before taiwan

 No.1394141

https://twitter.com/DFWscanner/status/1445767832839471111
The shooter is suspected to be a nigger, who was obviously a white supremacist that got radicalized by sportschan

 No.1394142

>>1394141
WHY'D YOU DO IT GHOST???

 No.1394143

File: 1633536137079.mp4 (1.02 MB, 364x640, 91:160, R5cpYtOgxz3UzRIx.mp4)

This is supposedly what lead to the shooting. Supposedly, I don't think either is confirmed yet

 No.1394145

>>1394073
Uhhh yeah thanks for the uhhh cool story grandpa….can I go play Fortnite now ?

 No.1394150

>>1394143
The current suspect is named Timothy Simpkins, I guess he wasn't happy that how much streamers earned was leaked

 No.1394151

>>1394073
what can be said for sure is that he already lost his edge as a public speaker

 No.1394153

>>1394145
>Fortnite
yeah okay 12 year old boomer

 No.1394158

world heating up a bit again
- autistic gretinism: coal shortage in china
- autistic gretinism: czechia-poland spat due to a coal-burning energy plant in poland near the czech border
- autistic gretinism: price of energy consumables soaring in yurop
- warnings of transoceanic freight supply chains disruptions
- 3 carriers fleets (2 us, 1 uk) around the south china sea near philippines/taiwan, this on top of the usual warships now regularly crossing the strait
- bunch of mainland chinese aircraft drilling somewhere around that same area
- fuel shortage, trucker shortage in uk
- france-uk spat due to fishing permits in the channel
- military drills by azerbaijan and iran in their respective border
- nato offices in brussels expel russian staff
- shooterino

 No.1394162

>>1394143
they need to bulk up, especially grey hoodie

 No.1394163

File: 1633541141799.mp4 (6.49 MB, 438x328, 219:164, irlmaier.mp4)

>>1394158
please let it finally happen for god's sake

 No.1394165

>>1394117
finna rob twitchthots tbh
lol who tf are all these people tho?

 No.1394169

also wtf was the point of that leak? muh moralfaggotry?
if i did that and saw $10M id be thinking "extortion" not "expose"

 No.1394172

Twitch partner surveys was part of the leak, this part looked interesting to me:
>Viewers subscribe to my channel and pay you 5$ and what i get after this? 1 fucking 30! 1.30$
I thought the deal was Twitch takes 50% for lower streamers and higher streamers can make better deals, turns out they actually fuck the lower streamers even more

 No.1394176

>>1394172
did you not play vicky 2 or something?
you get wayyyy more shekels by taxing the poor cuz theres more of em and they cant do shit about it outside dumb halfhearted, disorganized peasant revolts that dont matter

course "poor" is a relative word here
their method of gaining income shouldnt even exist, and prolly wouldnt if zoomers had any irl friends or could into actually playing vidya

 No.1394178

>>1394172
holy shit lel i thought it was $2.50
subs are the most retarded shit ever
the way it used to work is streamers would leave paypal links in their stream and people would just send them $5
what a bunch of absolute suckers, both streamers and paypigs

 No.1394195

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 No.1394198

ya just know

 No.1394199

>>1394162
>they need to bulk up, especially grey hoodie
No I want niggers to stay weak

 No.1394201

>>1394158
yeah but did you see the really important stuff
a "product manager" from faceberg testifying to congress
3 hours of hearsay of things everyone already knows and this dumb bitch testifying what she thinks the law should be
middle managers should be exterminated tbh

 No.1394202

>>1394158
carrier fleets are a joke
­>we should have dozens of submarines over there to take out any invasion, either that or just stay out of it
might get to see a supercarrier get sunk i was hoping to see a regicide but you can't choose your interesting times

 No.1394203

>>1394172
if they subscribe on their phone apple probably took 30% of the $5 already
it might be half of what's left of $3.50 after some transaction fees

 No.1394205

who cares about efags wtf shut up losers

 No.1394206


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 No.1394224

>>1394202
>supercarrier get sunk
doubt

 No.1394230


 No.1394231

>>1394224
NoT That other guy, but he's right. TherE iS 0 defense against hypersonic missile and modern submarines. Once the carrier is down I'm pretty sure the entire strike group is basically stranded too

 No.1394237


 No.1394387

CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_terrorism (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
SELECT replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%did911%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%support%isis%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%isis%support%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%join%isis%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%isismember%'
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;


CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_child_exploitation (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
SELECT replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%ped(o|0)(f|ph)(i|1)le%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%isa%ped(o|0)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%(child|kid|minor|miner)%m(o|0)lest%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%m(o|0)lest%(child|kid|minor|miner)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%touch%(child|kid|minor|miner)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%(child|kid|minor|miner)%r(a|4|8)+y*p(i|1){0,1}st%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%(child|kid|minor|miner)%r(a|4|8)+y*p(i|1){0,1}ng%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%(child|kid|minor|miner)%r(a|4|8)+y*p(e|3)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%r(a|4|8)+y*p(i|1){0,1}st%(child|kid|minor|miner)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%r(a|4|8)+y*p(i|1){0,1}ng%(child|kid|minor|miner)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%r(a|4|8)+y*p(e|3)%(child|kid|minor|miner)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%kinderficker%'
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;

 No.1394388

CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_hateful (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
SELECT replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%n(i|1|l|j|y)*(g|9|b|q){2,3}(e|3|u){0,1}r%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%n(i|1|l|j|y)+(g|9|b|q){2,3}(a|4)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%kn(e|3)+g(e|3|a)+r+%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%kn(e|3)+_g(e|3|a)+r+%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%n_gg_r%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%n_iggr%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%ni_ggr%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nig_gr%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nigg_r%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%n_ggr%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%higger%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%reggin%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%aggin%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%kneegro%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nee_gr_%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%neeg_r%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nee_g_r%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nig_ger%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nie_ger%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nick_ger%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nickger%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nick_gur%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nickgur%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nigur%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nie_gur%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%niegur%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nee__grow%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nig__ger%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nickger%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nirgger%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%isaniger%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nlrgger%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nl_gger'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%n_iggers%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nikggers%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nljkjggers'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nekker%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%ni1ngeger%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nigge%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%n1gg1er%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%n1gg_ass%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%n1gg_er%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%kneagar%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%figger%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nl_gger%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%n_igger%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%kn33gr0w%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%kneee_groe%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%knegrow%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nik6k6erz%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%nik6k6er%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%(hate|kill|keel|hang|burn|gasthe)%(black|bl4ck|black|jew|trans|gay|african|afrikan|minorit|asian|nig|n1g)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%black%(ape|monkey|jail|baboon|gorilla|hate|chimp)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%blacklives{0,1}dontmatter%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%white%(power|supremac)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%slav(e|3)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%b(e|3)(a|4)n(e|a|3)r%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%h(o|0)l(o|0)caust%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%h(o|0)l(o|0)cuast%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%1488%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%ad_lf%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%h_tl_r%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%auschwit%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%siegheil%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%sieg_heil%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%seek{1,2}yle%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%hilter%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%klan%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%f(a|4)(g|9){2}(o|0)t%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%tr(a|4)nn(y|ies)%'
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;

 No.1394389

CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_harassment (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
SELECT replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%isa%(pedo|ped0|whore|wh0re|slut|s1ut|tard)%'
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;


CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_violence (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
SELECT replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%r(a|4|8)+y*p(i|1){0,1}ng%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%r(a|4|8)+y*p(e|3)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%r(a|4|8)+y*p(i|1){0,1}st%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%(kill|keel|hang|burn)%(black|bl4ck|black|jew|trans|gay|african|afrikan|minorit|asian|nig|n1g)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%gasthe%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%porvi__larme%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%porvi_larme%'
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;


CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_tragedy (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
SELECT replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%george%floyd%'
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;


CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_selfharm (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
SELECT replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%killmyself%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%su(i|1)c(i|1)d(e|3)%'
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;


CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_sexual (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
SELECT replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%r(a|4|8)+y*p(i|1){0,1}ng%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%r(a|4|8)+y*p(e|3)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%r(a|4|8)+y*p(i|1){0,1}st%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%c(o|0)ck%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%d(o|0)ng%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%d(i|1)ck%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%b(o|0)n(e|3)r%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%d(i|1)ld(o|0)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%p(e|3)+n(i|1|l)(s|5)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%dixiew{0,1}re(c|k)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%p(o|0)rn%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%pu(s|5)(s|5)(y|i|ee|1|33)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%c(o|0)(o|0)ch%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%(cum|kum|come|c0me)%(mouth|face|ass|guzzle|breast|tit)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%(wallow|wollow|wall0w|w0ll0w|woll0w|w0llow|waiiow|walo|wolow|w0low|wol0w|w0l0w)%(cum|kum|com|c0m)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%mast(u|e){0,1}rbat(e|ion)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%vagina%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%mikehawk%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%ballsack%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%foreskin%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%butthole%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%clitoris%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%erection%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%love%anal%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%inmyass%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%schwanz%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%cewall_w%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%icewoll%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%porc_jerme%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%porvi__larme%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%porvi_larme%'
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;

 No.1394390

CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_drugs (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
SELECT replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%cocaine%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%ketamine%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%opium%'
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;


CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_derogatory (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
SELECT replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%retard%'
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;


CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_profanity (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
SELECT replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%(c|k)(u|v)n{1,2}t%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%sh(i|1)t%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%hurens(o|0)hn%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%b_tch%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%f_ck%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%fukc%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%mike_hunt%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%mikehunt%'
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;


CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_blasphemy (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
SELECT replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%p(o|0)rc(o|0)di(o|0)%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%p(o|0)rc(o|0)mad(o|0)nna%'
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;


CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_marijuana (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
SELECT replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%marijuana%'
OR replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%420blazeit%'
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;


CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_sex_insult (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
SELECT replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%wh(o|0)re%'
OR replace($1,'_','') SIMILAR TO '%s(l|1)ut%'
$$ LANGUAGE SQL;

 No.1394391

>>1394387
>>1394388
>>1394389
>>1394390
username checking system used by twitch

 No.1394394

george floyd did 9/11

 No.1394400

I don't really care about the words they censor, it's pretty obvious Twitch is cucked as hell but is their code actually efficient? I'm not a coder so I can't say but that's what I'm wondering

 No.1394402

>>1394387
>>1394388
>>1394389
>>1394390
is this from /r/badcode?

 No.1394419

i dont care about twitch at all, but how do >we extort all that dumb munny in the name of sports and allah?

 No.1394441

>>1394400
i'm no ess kyuu ell expert, but it doesn't look efficient to me.

 No.1394443

>>1394400
those are all pretty basic SQL user-defined functions that just return true or false. i don't see any sql injection possibility unless I'm missing something about REPLACE($,,) or they are using out of date db engine. i'm not sure why they implemented these functions as SQL vs application code functions/methods; i'd have to see the context but nowaday there's probably little performance difference with modern db engine and this doesn't appear to be critical pathway code so it's not super interesting apart from the names trings.
back when i did this shit we kept "business logic" out of the database layer as much as possible for a variety of reasons, but for this i don't see any issue then again i am out of practice and getting dumber by the day so…

 No.1394576

File: 1633647816875.jpg (225.35 KB, 1280x1141, 1280:1141, IMG_20211007_190021_370.jpg)

everything is legal for niggers

 No.1394578

File: 1633648407302.mp4 (3.3 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 4_5978603907780184918.mp4)


 No.1394580

>>1394576
Wow I cant believe White Supremacists did this !

 No.1394584

>>1394576
if i dressed up in blackface and walked up to the sto' (clearly as a lightskin-ass nigguh), would i be able to get off scot-free?

 No.1394592

>>1394584
yes but only if you post a vid of it right here

 No.1394593

File: 1633650842028.jpg (22.45 KB, 600x314, 300:157, IMG_20211007_195246_430.jpg)

Navy Facebook account HACKED to stream… Age of Empires?

An anonymous hacker has cracked FB the page of the USS Kidd, and for the past two days, done nothing but stream Age of Empires — the first stream went for FOUR hours.

The page since streamed Age of Empires five more times, each time for at least an hour under titles such as, “Hahahahaha, hi guys, play game and fffffffffffff.”

Navy spox Cmdr. Nicole Schwegman told Task & Purpose, “We are currently working with Facebook technical support to resolve the issue.”

Sounds impressive — but whoever streamed the hack couldn’t even get past the Stone Age.

 No.1394599

File: 1633651281552.jpeg (149.52 KB, 960x805, 192:161, 572ac90bac052.jpeg)

>>1394593
would have been more hilarious if they streamed world of warships and claimed it was real wartime footage

 No.1394608

>>1394599
even moreso if they just steered the us ships into each other after meandering around a bit

 No.1394641

>>1394576
why they always be havin dodge chargas

 No.1394653

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

 No.1394660

File: 1633659768436.jpg (1.05 MB, 2000x1333, 2000:1333, Untitled-1.jpg)


 No.1394661

>>1394660
based af

 No.1394664

>>1394660
she….qt?

 No.1394665

behind every "qt math gril" is 10 betas telling her every answer

 No.1394673

>>1394202
its just ridiculous. historically or politically. just consider that while battle groups are being sent to dickwaive in front of them, the white house officially recognizes "1 china". but its also technically ridiculous: going to war against a nuclear power for an island on the other side of the planet, but right there in front of their sea and air ports, within range of land-based missiles? doesnt matter if carrier or subs, its madness.
actually, they cant be that mad, instead what they're probably seeking is to provoke beijing into jumping the gun: the goal is not to wage and win a hot war, but to disrupt their plans for future non-military reunification, bait them into using overwhelming force, then recruit as much of the world as possible into waging economic war, enforcing iran-tier (or worse) sanctions, divestment from everything and anything chinese, isolating them economically and thus crippling their development for decades to come.
problem is, "shit happens" and suddenly nukes are flying

 No.1394675

>>1394201
media seems on board so i guess libtards will be doing the "big tech" regulation that blompf was supposed to do
ofc they will make sure the bill includes provisions to ban all that "hatful speech", protect all those "sexually diverse" discord channels, ensure abundant supply of pronouns in all soshal midia, and deplatform all those pesky "domestic terrorists"
to protect the children

 No.1394688

>>1394673
should just sell taiwan a fuck ton of hypersonic missiles to shoot from their hideyholes
would btfo any invasion fleet

 No.1394695

>>1394688
us dont have no sonic missiles

 No.1394712

File: 1633678838123.png (2.92 KB, 151x118, 151:118, Firefox_Screenshot_2021-10….png)

>>1393926
this was on Horst Wessel's article

 No.1394715

>>1394660
the winner was just gunna be some nigger anyway

 No.1394728

>>1394660
tpaste hats this

 No.1394741

>>1394712
fukken wew. this would've been true if jan 6th wasn't a bunch of glowniggers.

 No.1394743

>>1394576
>>1394578
>we wuz bullie fo bein rich an shieeet ;_;
it was elliot rodgers tire on teh negro

>AND he gets bailed out

wew nvm
elliots parents were in the poorhouse compared to this kid
hope they like paying for lawyers
lol bet they wish he did like any normal spede shooters and kysd

 No.1394744

>>1394158
no more weekend updates

 No.1394745

light skinned lions be like

 No.1394755

never had a wadejob before

 No.1394760

>>1394743
>it was elliot rodgers tire on teh negro
while it is elliot rodgers tire, don't ever underestimate the nigger's ability to hate those more successful than it. smart niggers, rich niggers, hard-working niggers, all are bullied back down to the other crab-bucket nigruhs

 No.1394762

>>1394760
>b darkie
>work hard save money
>move to a decent suburb
>kids go to good school and work hard
>state buses a bunch of niggers to your school
<ayoo

 No.1394764

>>1394755
it's kinda like a suckdavis

 No.1394766

>>1394760
>>1394762
its more about the over all degenerate culture that is American Niggerism.

 No.1394767

File: 1633705581711.jpg (9.88 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)


 No.1394822

File: 1633719838860.jpg (129.2 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, IMG_20211008_140450_698.jpg)


 No.1394825

does anyone have an image of the children's book with the gay blowjob and the sanfran pamphlet for children illustrating blowjobs?
thanks in advance

 No.1394829

>>1394822
I heard the working conditions aren't so grrrr-eat

 No.1394835

>>1394822
oh boy, free spaghetti. fuck kelloggs boiiiii

 No.1394836

File: 1633723239035.png (866.14 KB, 806x754, 31:29, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.1394848

>>1394836
didnt he do tranny joges in like every special since he came back?
why was this the straw?

also, why do they keep thinking they have any chance of cancelling one of the most popular or at least one of the most well known comedians of that era?
ever since the guy came back hes been purposefully poking fun at the privilege tards cuz he knows hes black and they cant do anything other than give him free publicity
if it werent for the fact that theyre actually just that predictable, id suspect that he was paying em

tbh id have had no idea the dude was even back were it not for the troon brigade pounding sand and REEEEing everytime he has a new special up

 No.1395027

ITS ANOTHER DAY

>>1395024
>>1395024
>>1395024

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

>>1395024
>>1395024
>>1395024



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