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 No.1470084[Last 50 Posts]

its here again its queer again its da Loose All Yuor Money Thread

 No.1470091

remember when i told yeems to buy silver

 No.1470098

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 No.1470106

>>1470098
shoulda paid attention

 No.1470112

>>1470106
i do pay attention i just immediately put your suggestions in the bin…
with the stinky stuff

 No.1470118

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>>1470112
>the stinky stuff
you're not done yet
do another rinse

 No.1470122

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>>1470118
what the everloving fuck

 No.1470125

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jason alexander deserves better than this.

 No.1470127

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 No.1470128

>>1470122
lel wtf is this from

 No.1470129

>>1470122
you sound like you failed your prostate exam

 No.1470130

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>>1470118
Breh.
>not using a toilet for this

And these people wonder why they have all kinds of diseases.

 No.1470133

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>>1470129
jokes on you i can't afford health insurance

 No.1470136

>>1470118
so thats how buttsex works

 No.1470152

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you guys should buy GameStop, I'm only saying this once

 No.1470154


 No.1470159

[removed]

SPARTSCHAN GOLD deducted

 No.1470206

>bought 500 at 0.00001
>sold for like 100,000 at 0.0003
lmbao

 No.1470213

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F

 No.1470220

>>1470152
>only telling me once

First of all, you TMWTD, which is baaaaaaaaaad

second, Im gonna keep buying Luna and there's literally nothing you can do to stop me

 No.1470221

>>1470213
>letting an arab""""""bro"""""" meme your country

 No.1470224

>>1470213
errybudy defaults, nbd

 No.1470225

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>https://fortune.com/2022/05/13/luna-terra-ust-stablecoin-do-kwon-wife-protection-crypto-crash/

^^below the picrel about taekwondo's waifu is an summary of the terra/luna project and it's current downfall for those like me who haven't been paying attention

 No.1470226

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 No.1470231

>>1470226
How many shekels sparts have invested in their shitcoins?
Me: _____$0_____

 No.1470234


 No.1470257

>>1470231
few g's, but it's house money at this point

 No.1470260

>>1470213
OH NOOOOOOOOO
NOT MUH HECKIN EL SALVADORIAN GOVT BONDERINOS
said no one ever

 No.1470272

>>1470260
i said it

 No.1470281

>>1470272
youd unironically be safer with argentinian bonds
at least its backed by REAL™ fake money and not shitcoin

 No.1470284

>>1470231
i just invested $100 into shitcoins today lole.

 No.1470332

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so just letting them do their thang without contacting them…be done in 24 hours or less
i'm fine with that…i'll be sure not to CONTACT THEIR CUSTOMER SUPPORT since apparently that makes them do the exact same thing they were gonna do but do it ten thousand percent slower

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 No.1470600

>>1470594
why is it expected to hit -80% of ATH?

 No.1470606

>>1470600
Historical precedence supposedly

 No.1470610

>>1470332
just call them racists on reddit and they'll fix it immediately

 No.1470611

am thinking about investing in russki funny money instead of crypto until the markets calm down

 No.1470616

>>1470610
awesome

 No.1471065

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 No.1471091

>>1471065
>dog
>holds up racoon
uhhh
guys?

 No.1471096

>>1471091
don't look at her she's rally shy
>>1470610
these cocksuckers won't let me withdraw my coin and their support pajeets FUCKIN SUCK I'M GETTING ONGRY

 No.1475870

so I made a lot of money on oil and fertilizer stocks, lost money on precious metal mining stocks
thinking next I will invest in banking stocks to go up for once the fed raises interest rates

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>>1471065
I'm gonna ask for her onlyfans

 No.1475880

>>1475870
i just follow cramers mad money stock pics

 No.1475888

>>1475880
i lik cramr

 No.1475984

>>1470125
>jason alexander deserves better than this.

I know. Poor guy

 No.1475985

Is there like any way to get good money from crypto nowadays?

>>1470206
What coin?

 No.1475994

>>1470084
It's funny
People have argued about whether Coins were currency or an asset or whatever but I think this proves that what they are are futures contracts
this is almost verbatim a cocoa futures run from the 60s

 No.1475995

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>>1470084
It's funny
People have argued about whether Coins were currency or an asset or whatever but I think this proves that what they are are futures contracts
this is almost verbatim a cocoa futures run from the 60s

 No.1476166

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lel

 No.1476167

>>1476166
eth is like -18% in a 24 hour period, any idea why?
my first time being in the red with memecoin
think i'll buy some more if BTC hits 13k

 No.1476186

>>1476167
>why
who cares lmao what kinda stupid question is that it doesnt fuckin matter dude buy yuor shit or dont just ok hol on dont sell right now or lol do if you anna kys lel but better tot just not

 No.1476219

>>1476186
im not gonna sell lmao
not when im down
would take a few days anyway, im not in an exchange. thank god too, because a lot of excahnges are halting withdrawls as this shit plummets lmao

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>>1476186
lmao ok idiot

 No.1476224

>>1476167
i just wanna know which one the buckeyes will use to enslave us all

 No.1476229

pls save us drumpf
im so sorry

 No.1476231

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>>1476219
coinbase sayin straight up you'll lose it all if they go under
gotta my stuffs off there, keep forgetting. doing heightened KYC req't in sept anyway

 No.1476241

>>1476231
>waiting this long
dude wtf are you nuts
the last warning should have been when there was all the grumbling about coinbase like a month ago
this shit is falling now, its too late, good luck not losing it all

 No.1476244

>>1476231
dumb yim
grand malignment of the planets foretold of this
literally the other way around

 No.1476249

Is this the time to buy?

 No.1476264

>>1476249
bro the markets haven' even tripped their autostop bullshit
once that happens, the bottom will at least be in sight
buy sometime around then

 No.1476272

>>1476264
>>1476264
what was the breaker again?
-7% before 3?
iirc theres a few more earlier ones but they only halt it for like 30mins

either way if it does -7% on the day after falling for months like it has been id be fucking shocked

 No.1476274

>>1476221
ok fine sell when its down have fun

 No.1476275

>>1470084
how about I dunno… don't be a retard and let yourself be manipulated?

 No.1476279

>>1476272
i think theres 2 or 3 breakers, -7% trips for 15 min, idk the other ones

 No.1476280

>>1476274
ya you know what little bitch i will have fun, how about that
and you'll be a penniless bitch, like always

 No.1476281

>>1476272
people are in extreme fear territory
all it takes is the start of a run.. i mean shit it di 50% to trip today
just needs some impetus to start a stampede

 No.1476282

>>1476280
please sell

 No.1476284

SELL JIM

 No.1476303

lmao bitcoin is crashing so hard

 No.1476307

LMFAO

 No.1476308

TOLD YEEMS TO BUY SILVER

 No.1476309

LOL

 No.1476310

LMAO

 No.1476311

ROLLING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS RIGHT OFF

 No.1476312

"lel" - me c. right now

 No.1476320

pls buy sirs
of makr meny munys

 No.1476322

>historical performance of silver
uhhhh
have fun with that
'bro'
i'll just buy the dip of almost literally anything else

 No.1476323

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 No.1476329

>>1476322
i only partially buy silver as an investment but mostly its because i lik the shiny also im gonna buy a bunch of silver shot and start casting and stamping my own designs soon
its ez to save money for this kind of lizard brain shiny collecting when your other hobbies are free

 No.1476334

only have SBSW and META as my top picks
would do more oil, but it feels too late now

 No.1476352

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 No.1476355

>>1476352
fake zerohedge bullshit

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 No.1476383

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 No.1476404

does this mean my imported gook cartoons are going to be cheaper?

 No.1476408

>>1476383
>BoJ does central bank thangs
>this effects the yen
WOAH
NO WAY
thx zeroheedge

 No.1476410

>>1476404
no cuz theyll prolly jack the fuck out of their already insane tariffs as they should FUCK weebs

 No.1476426

>>1476408
watch out below

 No.1476454

>>1476241
honestly stopped paying attention to crypto and forgot my laptop p/w
what off ramp do you rec? binance?

 No.1476455

>>1476329
how do u get programming socks for free?

 No.1476465

>>1476455
phishing random boomer ladies amazog accounts

 No.1476485

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 No.1476526

>>1476485
every time this guy tries to emote he just comes off as unhinged

 No.1476545

>>1476526
google's ai isn't perfect yet

 No.1476546

>>1476485
lel
I can't wait in 70 years to see all the even crazier shit he said behind the scenes

 No.1476547

buy the dip of muh dick

 No.1476552

>>1476546
isn't it odd that there were unnamed staffers coming out every week saying trump said this and trump did that

yet with biden, nothing. and you know there's gotta be some shit. like hey ya'll remember abba zaba? huh, they still make em? ah man lemme back in the, in scranton anyway, the UK and Russ..yea uhh

 No.1476563

>>1476552
>unnamed staffers
>what is jewish journalists blatantly making shit up

 No.1476564

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lel its worse than afghanistan
how do you fuck this up so bad

 No.1476567

>>1476564
explain like im dudder

 No.1476569

>>1476567
ok lets put it like this
>poll numbers
a pristine uncrashed BMW
>biden
duder
inevitable outcome??

 No.1476801

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 No.1477311

>>1476801
didnt this guy make a comic about crypto and nfts taking off like a few months ago what a flip flopper lol bet he made some mone off flurks before they were b& everywhere tho

 No.1477485

tired of robinhood
what's a better broker

 No.1477514

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drumpf could never

 No.1477636

bitcoin belowe 20k
another 7k and might be time to buy

 No.1477637

>>1477485
wtf just use etrade bro

 No.1477646

>>1477637
all right thanks I set it up
now tell me what to buy

 No.1477649

>>1477514
Sounds like a really good idea !
I mean China only produces like 25-30% of all American goods, nothing bad could happen there !

 No.1477650

>>1477649
cheap stuff is guuuud

 No.1477659

whyd drumpf leave TPP if he doesn't wanna trade with china
u can't just collapse a 30% trade relationship you have to replace it with other third world countries

 No.1477661

>>1477646
Ukraine penny stocks

 No.1477662

>>1477661
that penny finna fall to 0 when ukraine becomes a russian oblast tho..

 No.1477664

>>1477662
yeah but it will transition into a qt ruble

 No.1477665

>>1477664
heem delisted tho
can't just go around buying russian stocks

 No.1477666

>>1477665
can't you just invest in a Russian company that's actually international? Like everaz?

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 No.1477672

>>1477670
Fuck I wanna buy so badly

 No.1477677

>>1477672
>>1477670
when if? btc hits 13k im buying some more eth

 No.1477683

>>1477677
wait why not buy btc?

 No.1477685

>>1477677
im gonna tryn dump a bunch into arrr tbph

 No.1477718

thingken about buying some intcel stocks since theyre nosediving in price and its fuckin intel so they will most likely recover is this a bad idea?

 No.1477720

because imma do it anyway im more wondering what the bottom price tag might be

 No.1477721

>>1477718
>>1477720
As your financial adviser you should do exactly what I say all the time without question

 No.1477723

>>1477721 (me)
>>1477720
BUY BUY BUY

 No.1477725

>>1477718
i wouldn't mind if intel fucking died
horrible business practices
>>1477683
i think ETH has a better possibility of widespread use

 No.1477734

>>1477721
>>1477723
this smells suspiciously like someone is tmwtd and i dont like it
>>1477725
intel will probably only die when an even more jewish/chinese alternative pops up a company that so willingly follows the orders of spy agencies wont just disappear without a damn good reason

 No.1477769

trump banr tiktok
META stock to the moon sirs

 No.1479196

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 No.1479200

>>1479196
oh no who the FUCK let Basel in here

 No.1479209

>>1479196
>the monetary platform intended to circumvent dystopian govt practices is going to be used as the reason to implement dystopian govt practices
ok dunno why this wasn't foreseen



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