/sp/ - Sparts

did you make poopy in your pants when it happened ?

>>1596727
bah humbug!

iktf lil broski. had a qt goth chick hand me my lotto ticket and all my fat rolls quaked at her lovely presence and i had to get the inhaler out yknow what i mean

a girl once accidently brushed up against me and my peepee just casually glanced across her butt
she immediately turned around and went "Excuse me" quite angrily
i immediately started blushing and stammered out "i-i-im sorry"
it was then that her stacy genes recognized that i was a sub-5 gamma male with zeta qualities
she then pants me in public exposing my very tiny penis to everyone in the store
she was tearing up and her face was getting rosey cheeks as i stood there in shock
she then pulled out her phone and snapped a picture
she sent the picture to all her friends on a video call and i could hear them laughing
she then start chating while point at my penis "TINY DICK, TINY DICK, LITTLE ITTY BABY DICK" over and over as a large crowd started to gather
it was then i lost control of my bowels and starting peeing and i felt the poop running down my legs
the crowd was filled with typical 6'7 chads and they decided it was time to punish me for being a zeta omega sub-5 male
they carried me off into the bathroom and told me i had to clean up all the stacies mess from the bathroom which they left there for me
im not a janitor or anything but i did it anyway, it was humiliating and i was crying but they didnt care and the chads stuck my head in the toilet and gave me a swirly
i ran home covered in shit and piss crying and half naked, it was then that i knew it was over before it began for all sub-5 males in this soyciety

I had this happen to me as well except I was the cashier and the dude forgot his $50 in change

>>1596760
trapfag is a broke ass cashier?

>>1596730
>had a qt goth chick hand me my lotto ticket and all my fat rolls quaked at her lovely presence and i had to get the inhaler out yknow what i mean
no idk wtf you mean tbh fam are you toothpaste?

>>1596769
i mean shes so fine that i nearly died that's what i mean nigga
>are you toothpaste?
uhh no bro (((toothpaste))) is a degenerate jewish invention designed to infecticate pvre aryans with fluoride so their pineal glands can't be used to contact the pleiadians and the vril-ya ya feel me man

>>1596841
>i mean shes so fine that i nearly died that's what i mean nigga
damn bruh you ratta tat tat that ass or what?

>>1596855
way too shy to talk to girls

meat me at the newbury comics in the destiny USA mall in syracuse
immediately thx

tfw thacheefs ruined my crismoss

>>1596875
they aren't even hiding it anymore and selling programming socks with the nerd shit? lmao

>>1596891
just wait until mantsu becomes mainstream

>>1596891
dont call it tranime for nuthin'

>>1596891
tbf newbury comics was literally always this gay pseudo hot topic kinda lifestyle store for wannabe hipsters. the hipster starter store, as it were. most of their sales and profits were always from shit like re-issued vintage™ band tees and dumb novelty shit like that. their mark-up on records is actually p wimpy im surprised they even bother

source: i used to bang the gril that managed the OG one in boston. that was actually p sick too cuz while their record selection was usually p bad, theyd always have any new re-issues and i could use her manager discount to get em at cost for like 5 bucks

>>1597160
can i get her phone number thx

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