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No.1597389
HELLO SPORTSCHAN
I want to kill myself!
No.1597391
>>1597389ok can you give me the site before you do? i promise i wont make fun of you after you die unless it involves the anus
No.1597399
>>1597389don't do it budy
No.1597400
>>1597389stay alive instead pls
No.1597405
>>1597402>huhif you do butt stuff i'm gonna show up at the funeral home and mock you to ur mommas face and she will cry harderer
No.1597406
>>1597389u moving to canada budy?
i heard they help people with that
No.1597409
>>1597402welfare check dudder
NOW No.1597415
>>1597405>if you do butt stuffi dont plan on it
>>1597409too late
No.1597419
Assuming you're serious about wanting to kill yourself, remember you're going to die in the end anyway so you might as well stay for the possibility that things get better while making an effort to make things better yourself, that's what I've been telling to myself
No.1597458
no to dudddercide
No.1597462
>>1597458what about attempted duddercide or aiding and dudbetting?
No.1597467
>>1597389don't do it milkdud
not until you're 30 at least
No.1597478
>>1597465man youre only leaving me with duddnapping here and i dont have enough cheese sticks to share with a captive
No.1597486
next year to hero is 2033 for the get, duh
No.1597499
>stared at suicide hotline number today since i'm on the brink
>can't bring myself to call in since it'd make me feel even worse knowing that the only person who would even pretend to care is some college-aged zoomer trying to get community service hours in
as if the fact that i'm posting this on fucking sportschan isn't depressing enough
No.1597500
>>1597499What's got you bothered frend?
No.1597501
>>1597499dude chill the fuck out
No.1597509
>>1597504that's an awesome story
No.1597521
>>1597512not duddr, just another depressed anon
No.1597526
>>1597521its ok you can be duddder today champ
I'll even let you wear the captains hat and drive sportschan for a bit
No.1597532
fedkike is back
No.1597536
>>1597504embrace the hate
kill niggers No.1597594
serious question
what's bad about ohio
No.1597623
>>1597594its so boring and shitty that the smarter ohionese keep trying to flee to space
No.1597630
>>1597623you'd be boring and shitty too if you had to put up with the lukewarm iq retards from indiana and inbred rednecks from kentucky while your only sane neighbors are the amish
No.1597643
>>1597630i mean youre still here on earth in ohio so you aint one of the smart ones either bub
No.1597645
>>1597630ohio is the combination of lukewarm iq retards and inbred rednecks
No.1597680
I couldn't sleep last night I have to know if dudder is okay
No.1597696
im sorry for sperging out yesterday with my depression shit, just a few hours where i felt like garbage. i went to gym and lifted heavy things and i felt better after that.
not duddr btw
No.1597709
why do people legit get sad around the holidays ?
that shit makes no sense to me, i love the cold weather and find the holidays an annoyance, i like when they are over and i can be left alone again
No.1597712
Ohio > Florida no diff
No.1597715
>>1597709dudder was kicked out of christmas for gooning to gura at the table
No.1597716
>>1597715lmfao
i just imagined a man with goon kit in hand and spilling its "pieces" all about the floor being dragged away from a Christmas dinner table kicking and screaming and making CWC esque REEEE noises as garland and baubles came tumbling down as his mother cried at the table
in short, i just imagined your average vtube consoomer
No.1597719
>>1597709a lotta people dont get along with some of their family so when theyre obligated to be around them it gets tense af and drama always bums people out
glad i dont hate anyone in my family because of this i have frens that start getting rally shitty this time of year because theyve gotta deal with cunty aunts or asshole in-laws
No.1597720
>>1597719but then if they are that bad, why not just dip out ?
No.1597725
>>1597720dipping makes me sad
No.1597733
>>1597709It probably reminds them that time is passing and they're getting older, especially true for New Year's Eve
No.1597734
>>1597389go ahead and kill yourself faggot. No one cares about you. Make sure to livestream it so I can post it on livegore.
(you are such a fucking edgelord teenbro fag holy shit) No.1597736
>>1597709people who have absolutely no friends and family realize what fucking losers they are during the holidays. A lot of these worthless faggots spend all year ignoring the real problems in their lives and all those problems and the solitude of being a total fucking failure at life hits them during the holidays. No parents that care about them, no friends who will call them and ask them to hang out, no girlfriend, no christmas dinners and new year’s eve parties, no one at all who even knows that they’re alive except for other worthless faggots and incels on online forums designed for beta males. Tbh all you genetic dead ends should kill yourselves now, your lives are never going to get any better. As for me, my life may not be perfect, but at the very least I am very fucking rich, something you shitskins and white trash fucks will never be. Enjoy toiling away as wageslaves until the cancer kicks in and we replace you with a 3rd world immigrant who will do your job for half the pay lol.
(you too nigger) No.1597788
>>1597768tbf you were being a tremendous fucking faggot
No.1597803
tranny janny got triggered 😂
No.1597814
>>1597808FANTANO YOU A FAG
No.1597856
>>1597817thats kinda what governments and churches were created for
No.1597859
>>1597788wasnt me got baned budy
No.1597870
>>1597736Cool story bro.
>inb4 shit that isn't real No.1597879
>>1597859it was i checked teh duddlogs and it says you open parenthesis tremendous fucking faggot close parenthesis
No.1597895
I immediately unbanned the guy dudder banned
sic semper rulecuckis
No.1597944
>>1597895ibreb& him sick simping i do what i wantis
No.1597980
>>1597709cant tan their assholes :(
head cannon is the first guy to permaheem at xmas was a demon summoned by the catholics that started a chain reaction to spread negativity against the pagans and drive people to mass tbfqh
No.1598002
>>1597709being forced to listen to trashy jewish written holiday music every time you go to a store is depressing in itself.
then there is the crushing debt required to rack up if you are in a large family.
gift anxiety is a thing too.